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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 March 2001 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 609
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Emzinatorbot : I'm 14 born in '01. For a 14 year old I promise I have good grammar. WEST SIDE! I love and miss New York, and Washington D.C. BTW I love Anne Frank (because she was so innocent and very relatable besides the fact where she was hiding so German Nazis wouldn't kill her and her family) and acting like a stereotypical white girl! If I have bad grammar, well you should know I'm only a freshman in high school. The American schools don't teach crap. But, my favorite subject is History. I'm very good at U.S. History! I know I'll hate my adolescent self years later...

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Today, while on the job I accidentally locked my keys and all of my equipment in the car. I work for the AAA. FML


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On 02/04/2015 at 11:02am - work - by AAA guy - United States

Today, and for the past few days, there is a musical box stuck somewhere in my attic that randomly plays Christmas songs. FML

Today, I tried to blackmail my dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong and weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it and neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML


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On 11/08/2014 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML


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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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