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EmptySequence
  • Town/Country : South Pole, Antarctica
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 February 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 421
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML

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On 09/06/2010 at 2:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my roommate woke me up during afternoon nap to tell me that I need to move out. His reason: "Our political differences will likely escalate to violence." FML

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