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  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 370
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Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML


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