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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 November 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 659
  • Number of comments : 35
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About EmperorChowilio : I like offroading and stuff. Feel free to message me

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EmperorChowilio's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend told me I sound like a squeaky toy during sex, and asked if I could get it under control because it creeps him out. FML


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On 01/03/2016 at 4:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML


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Today, on facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to "How can Dan have over 500 facebook friends? Nobody even likes him" there were 42 likes, and twenty comments that said "agreed." FML


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