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About Emo_Scorpio : Hi name is Blake.
I work at Walmart.
NO! I did not switch badges, I am not named after Blake Lively, and yes my parents love me even though Blake is a "boy's" name.
I am a Seattle girl living in South Dakota. :( I will be back though after graduation!
~NIRVANA FOR LIFE!!!~
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Today, my trunk froze shut with my Christmas presents inside. Since it was still shut, I went to the store. When I came out, some ice had melted and the trunk had popped open. All of my gifts were gone. FML
Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." FML
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
Monday 1 September 2014