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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 November 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 619
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Emo_Scorpio : Hi name is Blake.
I work at Walmart.
NO! I did not switch badges, I am not named after Blake Lively, and yes my parents love me even though Blake is a "boy's" name.
I am a Seattle girl living in South Dakota. :( I will be back though after graduation!
You have officially been gifted the knowledge to know one of the awesomest people in the universe! You're very welcome!

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Emo_Scorpio's favorite FMLs

Today, my trunk froze shut with my Christmas presents inside. Since it was still shut, I went to the store. When I came out, some ice had melted and the trunk had popped open. All of my gifts were gone. FML

by wheresmysweater / 12/27/2012 at 10:49pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was working at a hospital-level rest home. I was making the rounds when I noticed a woman was sitting in her (electric) wheelchair in the middle of the hall. Going closer I saw her battery was flat so I said "Uh-oh! Looks like you've died." She bawled her eyes out and said "Not yet." FML

by Anonymous / 09/09/2009 at 5:58am / New Zealand (Otago) / Miscellaneous

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

by goodbye / 03/08/2009 at 8:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids