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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1740
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About EmoOrange : I am fun and can be caring. I love the universe and the earth and am known as a tree-hugger. My friends call me emo and bipolar, but thats okay. I love to make people smile even though I am not a people person. Most people hate me but thats okay too, because if you don't care about my problems then just don't waste your time. I am taken by no one. If you like me then okay but if you don't just leave me alone. :)

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EmoOrange's favorite FMLs

Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML

#16591385
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38879) - you deserved it (4298)

On 06/10/2011 at 4:09am - work - by lilben (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML

#16588229
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32722) - you deserved it (11719)

On 06/10/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by henry feingold - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37518) - you deserved it (16317)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

#16474078
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44117) - you deserved it (3124)

On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13506) - you deserved it (31861)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

#16418676
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33153) - you deserved it (15027)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML

#16377844
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8320) - you deserved it (47735)

On 05/27/2011 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

#16367769
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24841) - you deserved it (7014)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:26am - misc - by moe - United States

Today, I was so lonely that I was comforted by the sound of mice running through the walls of my apartment. I left cheese and peanut butter out for them to find so that I could at least have a pet for company. FML

#16338275
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30806) - you deserved it (9007)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML

#15974140
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44299) - you deserved it (3333)

On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML

#15922476
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49191) - you deserved it (5784)

On 04/25/2011 at 5:39pm - misc - by Mike -

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72542) - you deserved it (5880)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML

#15555921
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33462) - you deserved it (24701)

On 03/30/2011 at 12:54am - health - by shelby - United States

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I like. All of a sudden, he pulls out a small vial of his blood to give to me, proving his undying love. Curious, I asked where he had gotten the blood. His answer? A razor blade. In his nose. FML

#15479009
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31006) - you deserved it (5037)

On 03/25/2011 at 4:50am - misc - by radicaloser - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML

#15448080
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34510) - you deserved it (10805)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)



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