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Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37635) - you deserved it (9720)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33123) - you deserved it (4860)

On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61941) - you deserved it (3125)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:07pm - misc - by webperson04 (man) - United States (Louisiana)



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