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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 September 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2282
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Emmy_m92 : Bonjour I'm Emma or more Appropriately Ema.
Fish are friends not food.
You're coming off as stupid.
And I will punch an old man in public.
Taste the Rainbow.
Oh and Bitch that's a mistake.
That is all=]

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Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML

#18588984
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26125) - you deserved it (4331)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

TODAY WHILE SPOONING MY SPOUSE I WAS AWAKEND IN THE WEE HOURS BY A HUGE JUNK-RATTLING FART. THIS HAS HAPPEND NUMEROUS TIMES SINCE SHE BECAME A VEGETARIAN. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29477) - you deserved it (3434)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

#17709255
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15198) - you deserved it (31428)

On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decidd to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landd on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all startd clapping. FML

#17701196
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20413) - you deserved it (12019)

On 09/09/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Krystyn Gareau - Canada (Saskatchewan)

I approachd mah daughter and told her she needs to clean her room . Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4 . FML

#17670632
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27194) - you deserved it (9301)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)

today mah 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30043) - you deserved it (15562)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was yelled at by my mum for wanting to get a spray tan for my cousin's wedding cuz if I don't, I will ( shine like a beacon of disrespect ) among the other attendees . FML

#16697911
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30322) - you deserved it (3263)

On 06/16/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by vampire (woman) - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, my son's homework was to write a story about wat he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on bieng unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning 4 a future as an unemployed bum.

#16676970
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34538) - you deserved it (7994)

On 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Seriously (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, like every other day this past week at Bonnaroo, I've been placing my belongings in the cubbyhole inside the portapotties as I use. Today, I also learnd that those "cubbyholes" r urinals. FML

#16666197
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8764) - you deserved it (49211)

On 06/14/2011 at 8:07pm - misc - by Savannah (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I woke up so pissed looool off tat I yelled at ma cereal. FML

#16128268
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33768) - you deserved it (14891)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I noticed that after a month of using my gel , it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping there man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68424) - you deserved it (6286)

On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in an drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, an said "You've just been facebooked" an ran away giggling.

#14806356
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43484) - you deserved it (7947)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

TODAY... I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MY GRLFRIEND. SHE'S A SOCK PUPPET. FML

#14802825
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18737) - you deserved it (65063)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, I was having a bad day at work . Then, on coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen . I'm a boy . FML

#14788536
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34199) - you deserved it (6830)

On 01/31/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by imsadnow (man) - United States (Florida)

today my cat did wile walking around te kitcen. He ad a eart attack wen te toaster poppd out two slices of bread. mega FML

#14753781
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49209) - you deserved it (4003) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France



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