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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 December 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1096
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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EmmyBabe's favorite FMLs

Today, I had an admissions interview at my dream college. I spent hours practicing questions and picking the perfect outfit. It was not until after the interview that I realized I'd scratched a pimple while waiting, and my forehead had been smeared with blood the entire time. FML

#19750002
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30752) - you deserved it (4130)

On 06/07/2012 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

#19689652
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35337) - you deserved it (5851)

On 05/27/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by namenlos (man) - Australia

Today, my mother thought it would be a good idea to tell me that I was conceived on an airplane toilet. FML

#18728247
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33976) - you deserved it (2930)

On 01/06/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Gemma - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML

#18442495
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11414) - you deserved it (73024)

On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13716) - you deserved it (60381)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49899) - you deserved it (5507)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, my father started drinking a little early. At some point, he got hungry and decided to boil eggs. He started a dozen, drank some more, and passed out on the couch. When I came home, all the water had boiled off and the eggs had exploded all over the kitchen. I'm still cleaning up the mess. FML

#17981925
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31156) - you deserved it (2374)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by francesa_loca - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a highly intoxicated man came into my workplace and complained that the medicine that I'd prescribed for his dog almost choked him. I work at Blockbuster. FML

#17948173
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30839) - you deserved it (2461)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:30pm - work - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML

#17901158
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29666) - you deserved it (3421)

On 10/04/2011 at 12:48am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

#17556947
412 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34315) - you deserved it (6201)

On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML

#17554659
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25833) - you deserved it (8331)

On 08/23/2011 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

#17548776
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22484) - you deserved it (45069)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was diagnosed with crabs. I lost my virginity to my wife, and have never had sex or any sexual contact with anyone but her in my life. FML

#17521607
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50973) - you deserved it (4366)

On 08/19/2011 at 5:57pm - intimacy - by jimmy - United Kingdom (London)

Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we started chatting. I'm a natural blonde, and he commented on how nice my hair was. He then followed this up with, "Does the carpet match the curtains?" FML

#17485415
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35839) - you deserved it (4975)

On 08/15/2011 at 11:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

#17483730
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40704) - you deserved it (3796)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States



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