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Emmmmmy's favorite FMLs
by stdpositivenow / 10/18/2011 at 10:16am / United States (Florida) / Health
by cc / 10/10/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Montana) / Money
by Anonymous / 08/15/2011 at 1:05pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by nothanks / 05/01/2011 at 10:30am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was in IKEA when my friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I texted my friends to see where they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML
by Nicole / 04/03/2011 at 3:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 1:24am / France / Intimacy
Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML
by Interrupted / 11/26/2010 at 8:03pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/10/2010 at 7:23am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I hear "Hey, ugly's back again." FML
by Anonymous / 01/18/2010 at 8:56pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/16/2010 at 11:44am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by JustAnotherTina / 12/02/2009 at 10:26am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by mrboston / 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by abercrombieef / 08/27/2009 at 7:57pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my husband and I decided to take a romantic trip to the beach. We got pulled over, and shortly thereafter he was arrested. Just so happens you can't miss child support payments for your twelve year old daughter without getting a warrant. He has a daughter? We've been married for 14 years. FML
by AreYouSerious / 08/26/2009 at 8:57pm / United States (Oregon) / Holidays
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
by TrophyGirlfriend / 08/17/2009 at 1:43am / United States (Texas) / Love
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…
- Today, while showing a group of guys my heavy bag routine at the gym, I attempted to perform a high… Today, my boss refused to let me leave work a little early to greet my best friend, who is coming… Today, I was playing video games when my balls felt itchy. I had been sick for the past few days so…
- Today, I've been living in Germany for several weeks now. My classmates still cannot pronounce my… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…