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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 March 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 734
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Emmix14 : :] Emily Is My Name xDD

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Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!". He got mad and left my house. It was my dad from Ohio. FML

#3904577
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46958) - you deserved it (4239)

On 07/20/2009 at 12:03pm - love - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw my phone receiving a text from someone saying "Hey baby, I missed you so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see you again, I love you!". He got mad and left my house. It was my dad from Ohio. FML

#3904577
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46958) - you deserved it (4239)

On 07/20/2009 at 12:03pm - love - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States

Today, I found out my class was attempting to raise money for me through a bake sale because some girl spread a false rumor that I was raped and that my father was going to disown me. The whole school believes it and my biology teacher took me aside and asked if I needed someone to confide in. FML

#3806644
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60418) - you deserved it (2670)

On 07/16/2009 at 4:32pm - misc - by dork (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on my lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML

#2928893
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38572) - you deserved it (3946)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by yourmom (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while, and I was very excited to tell him the news. When I opened his office planning to surprise him with the news, I saw him making out with a man. FML

#1104891
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (474243) - you deserved it (29150)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1144500) - you deserved it (115327)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML

#13222
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46164) - you deserved it (2701)

On 02/07/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by princesspea (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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