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  • Number of visits : 1875
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Emmiii's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25330) - you deserved it (1854)

On 09/29/2015 at 1:06pm - love - by Out of Ice Cream - United States

Today, after weeks of searching, I finally found the wedding dress of my dreams. Too bad it was in the form of a download for The Sims. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19982) - you deserved it (3159)

On 09/29/2015 at 10:58am - misc - by Anna (woman) - Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan)

Today, with the most certainty and confidence that I have ever seen in her, my 16-year-old daughter told me an egg is a fruit because of its "hard shell and growing seed." FML


I agree, your life sucks (21874) - you deserved it (2335)

On 09/25/2015 at 1:42am - kids - by Failed_Dad (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out the real cause of what I assumed was a healthy increase in my teenage daughter's appetite lately. Some fine young gentlemen with a fat fetish convinced her start gaining weight so they could jack off to her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24986) - you deserved it (1798)

On 09/18/2015 at 1:03pm - kids - by bluep313 - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boyfriend is trying to get me to cut my hair, wear different clothes, apply my makeup differently, and even change my morals and values to match his mother's. FML

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22039) - you deserved it (7831)

On 09/07/2015 at 2:08pm - misc - by Blackshadows (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that the medicine I've been taking for my headaches is responsible for my headaches getting even worse. FML

Today, my elderly dad learned how to use Facebook. He now spends most of his time messaging me about his meals, his bowel movements and his foot fungus. He's now learning how to use Skype. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23141) - you deserved it (2241)

On 08/16/2015 at 4:14am - misc - by IceWrath - United Kingdom (York)

Today, an attractive man hit on me for the first time since I ended my 3-year relationship with my cheating ex. Then the man told me he'd just gotten out of prison last week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25879) - you deserved it (2567)

On 07/23/2015 at 1:29pm - love - by monogamyisalie - United States

Today, I was working at the local grocery store and a customer of mine, who had only bought two granola bars and was holding up my line, tried to convert me to Christianity. Out of all the people to target, she chose the shy atheist who just wanted to do her minimum wage job in peace. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25278) - you deserved it (2814)

On 07/22/2015 at 12:20am - work - by Quortney - United States

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML


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On 07/11/2015 at 1:20pm - misc - by whymomwhy (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, a guy asked me for my number. Now I deeply regret giving it to him, because he won't stop sending me Bible quotes and pictures of Jesus. FML

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML


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On 04/17/2015 at 4:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my mother admitted to me that she sends me up and down the stairs to get things for her because she thinks I could use the exercise. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26413) - you deserved it (5075)

On 04/06/2015 at 4:49pm - health - by TheRunaway21 (woman) - United States

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