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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 October 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 19761
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Emmett_Luver_101 : i like to sing
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what is this a bio? lol IDK

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Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11876) - you deserved it (59829)

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