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Emmett_Luver_101
  • Town/Country : Lalaland, U S of A
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 October 1990 (21 years)
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About Emmett_Luver_101 : i like to sing
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what is this a bio? lol IDK

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Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8251) - you deserved it (42857)

On 04/17/2009 at 11:19am - misc - by lalalohan (woman) - United States (Connecticut)