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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 August 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 352
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About EmmaxSampson : Yeah. Idk what to write. Meh.

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Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50019) - you deserved it (6396) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32426) - you deserved it (3935)

On 01/28/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by hopelessteej (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while talking to one of my parents' friends, we discovered that the house he grew up in is the same house my boyfriend now lives in. When he recalled that he lost his first tooth there, the only response I could come up with was, "Oh my gosh, I lost my virginity there!" FML


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On 01/03/2013 at 5:34am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was reading a book on paper for the first time in maybe a month. I had to stop at a word I did not recognise. Because I'm so used to using a Kindle, I tried to get the definition by pressing it. I had my finger on the word for a few seconds before I realised it was paper. FML


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On 05/17/2012 at 2:57pm - misc - by Bilze - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML


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On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

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