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Emmalyne606777

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 November 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 264
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Emmalyne606777's favorite FMLs

Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML

#21484484
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33756) - you deserved it (2109)

On 10/26/2015 at 4:27am - work - by missPiggy (man) - Norway

Today, I got turned down by my dream job because their rival company happens to be called my exact name. I'm now known as "The Spy". FML

#21480450
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22606) - you deserved it (1412)

On 10/15/2015 at 4:44pm - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames)

Today, I heard a noise outside in the middle of the night, so I went out for a look. I'm also pregnant and can't stop farting. I get 2 steps outside and accidentally let a huge one rip, then, from the shadows I hear "Oh my god!" and then running in the opposite direction. I farted away a prowler. FML

#21470966
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29279) - you deserved it (2982)

On 09/21/2015 at 10:45am - misc - by Gassy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my family and I were discussing my birthday in a couple weeks. As they asked what I wanted, I told them it was up to them. So my mother suggested that she'll get me electrolysis so I wouldn't have to worry about my mustache in college. FML

#6650801
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27220) - you deserved it (4888)

On 12/07/2009 at 2:18pm - love - by sexyyy (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

#5354968
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77191) - you deserved it (4144)

On 09/19/2009 at 5:04pm - misc - by weddingcrashed (woman) - United States (California)



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