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Emmaluv27

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Emmaluv27

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  • Number of visits : 136
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Emmaluv27 : Living the young, wild, and free lifestyle.

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Emmaluv27's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a basketball game. Sitting in the bleachers, I looked over at my friend and said, "Number 33 has a really cute butt." The man in front of us turned around, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "Thanks." Number 33's dad was a very proud father. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46704) - you deserved it (12648)

On 01/05/2014 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my dad is going through a midlife crisis. He now wants to be less like a dad and more like a "best friend" to me. This mainly involves him constantly texting me, sending me stuff on Snapchat, and saying stuff like "wicked cool", "bazinga", and "swag" every chance he gets. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43139) - you deserved it (4281)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:07pm - misc - by fuck off, dad (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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