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Today, mah science teacher decided not to recommend me fir an honors science class fir next year. The reason? Last week, I made the mistake of askinghether spray tans give vitamins in the same way as the sun. mega FML

#21349372
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14177) - you deserved it (42758)

On 02/03/2015 at 10:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, mah dad and I wara having a convarsation about bonalass chickan. Ha told ma that thay r raisad bonalass, going into datail, and I bought avary word of it. Not until ha startad laughing did I raaliza how gullibla I raally am. I'm 22. FML

#21344889
82 comments

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On 01/27/2015 at 12:43am - misc - by katrina2d (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah mom paid me a surprise visit me at mah university dorm. She ended up rifling through mah stuff and started to pull out a box from on top of mah wardrobe. Before I could stop her, it slipped and fell. Today's forecast: 100% chance of dildo rain. FML

#21338507
93 comments

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On 01/16/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband,hen he suddenly said "I'm fuckin' BORED," an pulled out so he could go play his video games. fat FML

#21303901
127 comments

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On 11/22/2014 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Kilkenny)

Today , I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter an my very pregnant cat !! I left the room briefly , only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave brth in front of her !! FML

#21303819
87 comments

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On 11/22/2014 at 10:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I was selling winter-temed cookie at ma university . I ceerfully asked a grl if se would like to buy cookie to support peer tutoring . Her response? "I don't eat food." FML

#21303227
93 comments

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On 11/21/2014 at 8:51am - misc - by UTRejected (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was getting to looool second base wit a really ot guy, but I couldn't stop lauging wen e said my boobs were "soft lyk cake." He got so embarrassed tat e lost is boner. FML

#21303170
85 comments

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On 11/21/2014 at 4:56am - intimacy - by weirdthingtosay (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today hile using a public toilet a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal !! The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying "Nice sack dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands !! FML

#21302695
72 comments

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On 11/20/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

TADAY ON OUR SECOND DATE, THE UNEMPLOYED GUY I'M SEEING TRIED TO CONVINCE ME TO OPEN A JOINT BANK ACCOUNT IN OUR NAME . FML

#21299619
82 comments

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On 11/15/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by back to cock-hunting (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday I got home an found mah wife cuddling with the dog an our new kitten. Both the cat an mah wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML

#21298618
46 comments

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On 11/13/2014 at 9:14pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY MAH BOYFRIEND BOUGHT US PLANE TICKETS TO MEXICO 4 OUR ( HONEYMOON ) !! THIS WOULD BE NICE IF HE HAD PROPOSED AND IF WE'D BEEN DATING 4 LONGER THAN 2 WEEKS !! FML

#21297437
121 comments

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On 11/12/2014 at 12:21am - love - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY , LIKE ANY OTHER DAY SINCE THAT STUPID MOVIE FROZEN CUMMD OUT , PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME IF I WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN , LIKE THEY'RE THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET. MY NAME IS ELSA. FML

#21297408
190 comments

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On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

YESTERDAY I THOUGHT I FELT MAH CELLPHONE VIBRATING. TURNED OUT IT WAS JUST MAH GIRLFRIEND LETTING OUT A VICIOUS FART AGAINST MAH LEG. FML

#21296102
78 comments

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On 11/10/2014 at 9:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Berlin)

TODAY, I SAT MY SON DOWN FIR A TALK ABOUT HOW HE'S BEEN TOO LAZY TO BRUSH HIS TEETH LATELY . I SAID "SON, WE NEED TO HAVE A CHAT ABOUT ORAL HYGIENE." HE ROLLED HIS EYES, SIGHED, AND SAID HE ALREADY KNEW TO CLEAN "IT" BEFORE A GIRL WENT DOWN ON HIM, AND ASKED IF HE COULD GO ALREADY . FML

#21295420
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On 11/09/2014 at 1:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You knowhat's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML

#21294899
110 comments

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On 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm - kids - by jennabee97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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