About Emma_Rose16 : Random
I love animals, music, and flowers.
I have cats and dogs.
I think a lot of people don't make sense.
I'm 16 and can't stand typing LiKe ThIs or lyke ths etc.
I agree, their lives suck
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Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
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Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24464) - you deserved it (1673)
On 07/31/2011 at 2:18am - misc - by isucksomuch - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I got back from camp. My camp-mates? A girl who refused to shower the entire week, a girl who threatened to hurt me several times, a snorer, my princess of a sister who took forever in the mornings, and a counselor who watched us sleep. FML
I agree, your life sucks (27742) - you deserved it (2650)
On 07/31/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by Tireddddddd (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, my 17 pound cat fell from a counter. It wouldn't have been a big deal if he didn't try to use my leg as a tree to cling onto on the way down. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21938) - you deserved it (3275)
On 07/30/2011 at 7:58pm - animals - by Backinzi - United States (Iowa)
Today, I was really excited because the girl I'd liked since freshman year asked me out. She came to my house and my mom decided to show her baby pictures of me with tampons up my nose because I'd had a nose bleed. Even worse, there was one picture of me when I was 15 doing the same thing. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by tamponface (man) - United Kingdom
Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 5:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29252) - you deserved it (2358)
On 07/30/2011 at 1:15am - kids - by NaomiMadison - United States
Today, my parents took me on a plane ride for a vacation in Hong Kong. What they didn't tell me was that the "vacation" is extended for three years. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36525) - you deserved it (2110)
Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 10:27am - misc - by sofargone420 (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26510) - you deserved it (9689)
On 07/29/2011 at 2:19am - love - by failure - United States (California)
Today, my wife threw a piece of tofu cake at my head for suggesting that the money she'd spent on magic "healing" crystals and homeopathic "remedies" would've just as well been spent on a chocolate teapot. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18561) - you deserved it (4826)
On 07/29/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by notabeliever - United States (California)
Today, at a campfire, I whipped out my guitar to serenade this girl I like with a Nick Drake song. When I was done, she said it was nice, but that my singing voice sounds a bit like the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show. A couple of people nearby burst out laughing in agreement. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19682) - you deserved it (4619)
On 07/28/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by Branski - United States
Today, I got into an argument with a militantly feminist co-worker of mine. She threw several vulgar insults at me and debased the entire male gender before storming off. I'd only asked if she needed help while she was doing a crossword. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23720) - you deserved it (3436)
On 07/28/2011 at 6:51am - work - by Rick - United States (Indiana)
Today, I learned that horror movies do not exaggerate the pain of getting your nails ripped from your fingers. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25064) - you deserved it (2183)
On 07/27/2011 at 5:28pm - health - by IIIlibras (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12802) - you deserved it (21990)
On 07/27/2011 at 12:35pm - kids - by buiuuum - United States (Michigan)
Today, some ballbag broke into my house just to take my broom. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21357) - you deserved it (2048)
On 07/27/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by kelsjenks - Canada (British Columbia)
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