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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 431
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today... I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose an mouth with his hand an complaining... ( Noooo... u need to die now. ) FML

#20695159
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64221) - you deserved it (5158)

On 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by life insurance for 1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to make a poster 4 social studies. I decided to write ( Nice ass ) in hieroglyphics. Turns out mah teacher can read hieroglyphics. mega FML

#20691781
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23067) - you deserved it (47764)

On 05/28/2013 at 7:42pm - work - by Amber - United States (California)

Today, I was in a bathroom stall an I accidentally dropped mah new tampon on the ground . Just as I was about to reach for looool it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" an then a hand reached under mah stall an grabbed it . It was mah last one .

#20647074
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60574) - you deserved it (4736)

On 05/07/2013 at 1:10am - misc - by the girl next door (woman) - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, I TRIED LYING TO MY PARENTS FIR THE FRST TIME . MY MOTHER IS A NEUROSCIENTIST AN MY FATHER IS A PSYCHOLOGIST . SOMEHOW, THEY MANAGED TO MAKE ME ADMIT THAT I WAS LYING BEFORE I'D EVEN FINISHED . FML

#20646351
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30931) - you deserved it (39901)

On 05/06/2013 at 8:52pm - misc - by blondie107 - United States (Texas)

after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me wat was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, an she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. mega FML

#20645473
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60542) - you deserved it (4652)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:08pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today.. . I woke up to the sound of mah newborn screaming . I frantically hoppd out of bd an stumbld into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of mah five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfed her understandably frustratd little brother . FML

#20644821
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64829) - you deserved it (5967)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today I was out with mah grandma when a pair of very shady guys approachd us in the street hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride she pulld a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck gran? FML

#20640901
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50282) - you deserved it (7092)

On 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by emasculated 10000% (man) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, I found out tat I am allergic to one of te preservatives tat tey putted in aloe. I found tis out looool after I putted some on a severe sunburn I ave. Not only am I sunburned, but now I am severely itcy as well. FML

#20613229
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45528) - you deserved it (3885)

On 04/22/2013 at 2:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, at the exact moment that I leaned over to show mah dad a picture on mah phone, mah boyfriend texted me: "I'm no weather man, but u can expect a few inches tonight." FML

#20598564
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65986) - you deserved it (12674)

On 04/17/2013 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... my friend asked me to fix his laptop for him because it is loaded with viruses. When I turned it on and started sereching for the problem... I couldn't fine it. Luckily I was able to fine a video of him banging my girlfriend. We've been together for eight yeres. big fat FML

#20493182
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68911) - you deserved it (3934)

On 02/04/2013 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by hamandegger (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at tha doctor's 4 a ragular chack-up. Whan mah appointmant was ovar and I was about to walk out, sha yallad across tha room in front of avaryona, ( Oh and if you could loosa soma waight, that'd ba graat. ) FML

#20462226
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31920) - you deserved it (6514)

On 01/16/2013 at 5:48am - health - by ChubbyButt (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I askad mah managar if waaring makaup was a raquramant for tha job. Sha told ma... "Not if your naturally pratty... So for you... yas". FML

#20166313
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25292) - you deserved it (3045)

On 11/17/2012 at 4:15am - work - by satega - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down an punched myself in the balls. FML

#19918073
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18370) - you deserved it (36717)

On 07/10/2012 at 6:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, at work, friend dared me to answer the next call on phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was boss. mega FML

#19682982
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11486) - you deserved it (42615)

On 05/26/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by girly girly - United States (Texas)

Today, I brought my boyfriend home, and I introduced him to my parents. Afterwards, I took him to my room so we could have some "bonding" time. Right looool as thing got pretty intense, I heard my dad yell, "Stop faking, honey." FML

#19643337
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11489) - you deserved it (30875)

On 05/18/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by iris (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)



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