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Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

#15066931
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26603) - you deserved it (15016)

On 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by moweezy9 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to mah "not so technologically advanced" grandma's house to help her out with her computer. It appears she has very interesting conversations with the manho lives in the apartment above her. FML

#15061511
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27922) - you deserved it (3364)

On 02/21/2011 at 2:46am - intimacy - by Josie (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them cuz he was concerned I did not poop enough. fat FML

#15012596
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36218) - you deserved it (3915)

On 02/17/2011 at 3:08am - health - by clashgurl8449 -

TODAY, AT THE LIBRARY, SOMEBODY LEFT THEMSELVES LOGGED IN TO FACEBOOK ON A PUBLIC COMPUTER AFTER THEY HAD LEFT!! TRYING TO TEACH THEM A LESSON, I UPDATED THEIR FACEBOOK STATUS TO SOMETHING OUTRAGEOUS!! THAT'SHEN THEY CUMMED BACK TO THE COMPUTER AFTER GETTING SOMETHING FROM THE PRINTER!! FML

#15005478
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6159) - you deserved it (60498)

On 02/16/2011 at 6:16pm - misc - by fail (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon.

#14955015
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44972) - you deserved it (6052)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:32am - intimacy - by Eva - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took saxy picturas fir boyfriand!! I am at Aunt's housa!! I uploadad tha picturas and aftar succassfully posting tham in a massaga I dalatad tham!! I accidantally dalatad thahola photo library!! Now sha is taking tha computar to Appla tomorrow to racovar tha ( lost ) photos!! FML

#14952772
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9774) - you deserved it (52699)

On 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Hailey - United States (Pennsylvania)

today I told my new boss to wish his daughter a happy brthday on my behalf..!! as I overhered him saying it was today!! Turns out she committed suicide three yeres ago!! FML

#14886336
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39963) - you deserved it (7241)

On 02/07/2011 at 7:54pm - misc - by um -

Today , to enhance our sex life , mah boyfriend an I decidd to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun an exhilarating. Until u actually get caught. FML

#14845323
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10821) - you deserved it (48890)

On 02/04/2011 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah 4 year old cousin is staying overnight!! Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep!! FML

#14716778
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33148) - you deserved it (3398)

On 01/26/2011 at 2:48am - kids - by Braelynn -

Taday I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

#14693760
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70451) - you deserved it (3951)

On 01/24/2011 at 12:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Egypt

Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc!! After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better!! ( For example, mah daughter looks at her vrginia in front of a mrror to check it out!! ) I’m her daughter!! FML

#14614725
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59352) - you deserved it (6128) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Belgium - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, we were celebrating mah birthday and mah boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove mah face in the cake . While the candles were still lit . FML

#14594110
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36649) - you deserved it (3326)

On 01/15/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of babby picture and thing that I drew when I was younger, labeld "Shit from when Annie was cute." real FML

#14587697
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33692) - you deserved it (3590)

On 01/15/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out tat te girl wo ma ig scool boyfriend ceated on me wit is now te woman ma usband is aving an affair wit . FML

#14503708
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61817) - you deserved it (3596)

On 01/08/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Yesterday , mah boyfriend talked me into having drunk sex. Right after we started , mah head hit a wall , knocking me out. I woke up to him taking pics of mah tits. FML

#14417034
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34392) - you deserved it (11733)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Samantha - United States (Florida)



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