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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 August 1994 (19 years)
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Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

#15066931
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25182) - you deserved it (14692)

On 02/21/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by moweezy9 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to my "not so technologically advanced" grandma's house to help her out with her computer. It appears she has very interesting conversations with the man who lives in the apartment above her. FML

#15061511
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27672) - you deserved it (3346)

On 02/21/2011 at 2:46am - intimacy - by Josie (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

#15012596
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34543) - you deserved it (3785)

On 02/17/2011 at 3:08am - health - by clashgurl8449 -

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

#15005478
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6106) - you deserved it (60155)

On 02/16/2011 at 6:16pm - misc - by fail (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

#14955015
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43988) - you deserved it (5959)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:32am - intimacy - by Eva - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML

#14952772
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9390) - you deserved it (51261)

On 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Hailey - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I told my new boss to wish his daughter a happy birthday on my behalf, as I overheard him saying it was today. Turns out she committed suicide three years ago. FML

#14886336
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39793) - you deserved it (7213)

On 02/07/2011 at 7:54pm - misc - by um -

Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML

#14845323
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10734) - you deserved it (48664)

On 02/04/2011 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML

#14716778
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32355) - you deserved it (3339)

On 01/26/2011 at 2:48am - kids - by Braelynn -

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

#14693760
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67970) - you deserved it (3780)

On 01/24/2011 at 12:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Egypt

Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc. After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better. "For example, my daughter looks at her vagina in front of a mirror to check it out." I’m her daughter. FML

#14614725
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58917) - you deserved it (6109) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Belgium - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML

#14594110
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35047) - you deserved it (3188)

On 01/15/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out my dad has a folder full of baby pictures and things that I drew when I was younger, labeled "Shit from when Annie was cute." FML

#14587697
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31956) - you deserved it (3448)

On 01/15/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

#14503708
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61459) - you deserved it (3584)

On 01/08/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend talked me into having drunk sex. Right after we started, my head hit a wall, knocking me out. I woke up to him taking pics of my tits. FML

#14417034
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32317) - you deserved it (11244)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Samantha - United States (Florida)



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