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Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32258) - you deserved it (3127)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, as a part of my job, I took a couple around to look at houses that are on sale. After driving them around and looking at tons of houses, the wife said, "Okay. I think we have enough decorating ideas." FML

#16929016
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29561) - you deserved it (2478)

On 06/30/2011 at 11:08pm - work - by Rachael (woman) - United States

Today, I got all dressed up to go on a date with a guy. Upon getting to my house to pick me up, he told me he'd forgot to put on mascara, and asked if he could borrow some. FML

#16809094
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35945) - you deserved it (5416)

On 06/23/2011 at 12:24am - love - by wowohwow - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

#16671761
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36514) - you deserved it (3406)

On 06/15/2011 at 1:46am - work - by MegaBear - United States

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

#16512093
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51444) - you deserved it (7453)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

#16510311
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36399) - you deserved it (3296)

On 06/05/2011 at 3:00am - misc - by kyle - United States (Ohio)

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

#16508942
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62920) - you deserved it (3694)

On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55485) - you deserved it (4261)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs" and deleted every male contact in my phone. FML

#16434926
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36511) - you deserved it (4376)

On 05/31/2011 at 12:47pm - kids - by Ann - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML

#16271302
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39710) - you deserved it (4108)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to my front door open and a homeless man taking a 'bath' in my sink. If this wasn't bad enough, he refused to leave because 'finders keepers!' FML

#16243559
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35425) - you deserved it (3578)

On 05/18/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Ally (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

#16126147
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60867) - you deserved it (4743)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

#16111530
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30181) - you deserved it (7741)

On 05/09/2011 at 10:34pm - kids - by richkief76 -

Today, I went on a date with a woman. She brought along her stuffed rabbit, and introduced us. FML

#15932020
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37677) - you deserved it (4418)

On 04/26/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Israel

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

#15883320
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27730) - you deserved it (6263)

On 04/22/2011 at 6:50am - work - by anonymous -



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