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  • Number of visits : 1183
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About Emilyroxx : I'm a Democrat and a Christian.
I'm Pro-choice and against the death penalty.
I think Obama's a wimp but that Bush was worse.
I think that the Arazona law's racist,
And that Global Warming is real and caused by humans.
I think that the war in Iraq was stupid and pointless,
I think that the Mosque SHOULD be built,
And that people are blaming an entire religion for something that a few stupid people did.
I think that Glen Beck and Bill O'Rielly are out of their minds.
Sarah Palin is insane.
I LOVE to debate
And I'm pretty opinionated for a 13 year-old.

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Emilyroxx's favorite FMLs

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

#18013165
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18303) - you deserved it (37047)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

#17987492
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42432) - you deserved it (3494)

On 10/15/2011 at 3:18am - misc - by Ca13b - United States (Oregon)

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

#17987408
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35860) - you deserved it (7528)

On 10/15/2011 at 2:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only to realize I'd forgotten my money. I made the ride back home, grabbed my money, went back to the store, paid, then made a second ride home. I got home exhausted, and opened the case. They gave me the wrong movie. FML

#17986367
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30708) - you deserved it (5421)

On 10/15/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by CPD - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30448) - you deserved it (5181) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44847) - you deserved it (5031)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked my students who had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. FML

#17980491
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28476) - you deserved it (2953)

On 10/14/2011 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML

#17975485
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22583) - you deserved it (2556)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:27pm - misc - by brit (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

#15427360
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56917) - you deserved it (6182)

On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -

Today, I was changing in the back seat of my new truck when it started to roll backwards. In my haste to reach the brake, I hit my head and fell face first into the steering wheel. I then realized that it wasn't rolling. The car next to me was just pulling out. FML

#13223022
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10248) - you deserved it (25534)

On 09/27/2010 at 3:22pm - misc - by milhouse86 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

#9135717
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31730) - you deserved it (4588)

On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML

#8887792
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36095) - you deserved it (2351)

On 03/07/2010 at 5:27am - misc - by notamathematician (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML

#8488357
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29310) - you deserved it (3630)

On 02/20/2010 at 7:03pm - kids - by Scaryman (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, as my son carried the cage with live food for his pet lizards up the stairs, I heard the sound of 2,500 baby crickets escaping. FML

#4239314
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46243) - you deserved it (5882)

On 08/02/2009 at 9:29pm - animals - by cricketeer (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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