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EmilyShmemily496

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 April 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3286
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About EmilyShmemily496 : Hey. I'm Emily. I'm really boring.
But since you took all of the effort to creep, I guess I'll tell you about myself.
I really like Blink-182, The Killers, and Rush
You're a creep
Art and band is my life
I play tennis and badminton
Blah blah blah
I love Jenna Marbles
I am single
And I rarely comment, so of you're reading this, feel special. Most people will never see this.
Oh and I change my bio often. If you're lucky enough to see it twice, you get a freakin cookie.
Email me!
[email protected]
Then go to sirinz.org
Alright BYEE :)

EmilyShmemily496's page activity

Visits<b>eski2015</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 12:24am<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 12:27am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 8:06am<b>Raltizal</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 1:05pm<b>ShadoeAcurus</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 3:45am<b>PleasantDino</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 4:26pm<b>baddayeveryday1</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 1:52am<b>curticus</b> - the 05/31/2014 at 9:35pm<b>ihatemyschool</b> - the 02/22/2014 at 12:25pm<b>kaplozi</b> - the 09/22/2013 at 9:57am<b>Girosrabing</b> - the 09/07/2013 at 1:16pm<b>RyoRyo</b> - the 07/18/2013 at 6:54pm<b>Starter</b> - the 02/03/2013 at 10:09am<b>lmc94</b> - the 12/08/2011 at 2:24am<b>crystalnight</b> - the 12/07/2011 at 6:25pm<b>kiakia0131</b> - the 06/29/2011 at 10:41am<b>fizzpoplady</b> - the 06/29/2011 at 7:39am<b>Flamable</b> - the 06/29/2011 at 12:37am

Fucked!<b>eski2015</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 6:25am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 2:06pm<b>Raltizal</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 7:06pm

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EmilyShmemily496's favorite FMLs

Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML

by SonOfaSpy / 07/17/2011 at 9:51pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

by douglas / 07/17/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, I Googled my ex-husband only to find that in the years since we've split he now fancies himself as a stand-up comic. His material? Our sex life. FML

by it_IS_just_me / 07/17/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

by Rejected / 07/16/2011 at 9:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

by Anonymous / 07/16/2011 at 1:38am / Canada / Love

Today, the whole family came together to celebrate my grandmother's 80th birthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken my grandmother's virginity 60 years ago. It went on for about 30 minutes. FML

by Anonymous / 07/14/2011 at 4:40am / Austria / Intimacy

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

by Lame / 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (New York) / Money