About EmilyShmemily496 : Hey. I'm Emily. I'm really boring.
But since you took all of the effort to creep, I guess I'll tell you about myself.
I really like Blink-182, The Killers, and Rush
You're a creep
Art and band is my life
I play tennis and badminton
Blah blah blah
I love Jenna Marbles
I am single
And I rarely comment, so of you're reading this, feel special. Most people will never see this.
Oh and I change my bio often. If you're lucky enough to see it twice, you get a freakin cookie.
Email me!
emury496@yahoo.com
Then go to sirinz.org
Alright BYEE :)
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Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States
Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML
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On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)
Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML
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On 07/17/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by SonOfaSpy (man) - United States
Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML
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On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)
Today, I Googled my ex-husband only to find that in the years since we've split he now fancies himself as a stand-up comic. His material? Our sex life. FML
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On 07/17/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by it_IS_just_me (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML
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On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
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Today, the whole family came together to celebrate my grandmother's 80th birthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken my grandmother's virginity 60 years ago. It went on for about 30 minutes. FML
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On 07/14/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria
Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML
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On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)
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