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EmilyShmemily496

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 April 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3291
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About EmilyShmemily496 : Hey. I'm Emily. I'm really boring.
But since you took all of the effort to creep, I guess I'll tell you about myself.
I really like Blink-182, The Killers, and Rush
You're a creep
Art and band is my life
I play tennis and badminton
Blah blah blah
I love Jenna Marbles
I am single
And I rarely comment, so of you're reading this, feel special. Most people will never see this.
Oh and I change my bio often. If you're lucky enough to see it twice, you get a freakin cookie.
Email me!
[email protected]
Then go to sirinz.org
Alright BYEE :)

EmilyShmemily496's page activity

Visits<b>eski2015</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 12:24am<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 12:27am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 8:06am<b>Raltizal</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 1:05pm<b>ShadoeAcurus</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 3:45am<b>PleasantDino</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 4:26pm<b>baddayeveryday1</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 1:52am<b>curticus</b> - the 05/31/2014 at 9:35pm<b>ihatemyschool</b> - the 02/22/2014 at 12:25pm<b>kaplozi</b> - the 09/22/2013 at 9:57am<b>Girosrabing</b> - the 09/07/2013 at 1:16pm<b>RyoRyo</b> - the 07/18/2013 at 6:54pm<b>Starter</b> - the 02/03/2013 at 10:09am<b>lmc94</b> - the 12/08/2011 at 2:24am<b>crystalnight</b> - the 12/07/2011 at 6:25pm<b>kiakia0131</b> - the 06/29/2011 at 10:41am<b>fizzpoplady</b> - the 06/29/2011 at 7:39am<b>Flamable</b> - the 06/29/2011 at 12:37am

Fucked!<b>eski2015</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 6:25am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 2:06pm<b>Raltizal</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 7:06pm

EmilyShmemily496's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

EmilyShmemily496's favorite FMLs

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

by anonymous / 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

by Anonymous / 11/13/2011 at 3:40am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

by devinchi / 11/11/2011 at 3:42am / United States / Health

Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML

by HOe HOe HOe / 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

by Deborah / 10/27/2011 at 2:41am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today I had to listen to my father lecture me on all the potential dangers of Halloween. He has a speech for every holiday, every year. I'm 28 years old. FML

by StromyG2 / 10/24/2011 at 10:54am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me when I was leaving and said, "Have a nice... week!" FML

by sarah / 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

by planking champion / 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

by adieuvelib / 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm / France / Miscellaneous

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

by MLGreco / 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm / United States / Kids

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

by Username / 10/10/2011 at 9:56am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML

by Unluckiest Guy of the group / 09/28/2011 at 3:26pm / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

by mimi / 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Health

Today, I had to fire an employee because she constantly calls in, or is late to work. She became very emotional and I felt kind of bad, so I walked her out myself. We then got stuck in the company elevator. FML

by thatsmejl / 09/15/2011 at 9:47am / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML

by unknown / 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids