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EmilyFOW
  • Town/Country : London, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 June 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 329
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML

#2799622 (1287)

I agree, your life sucks (32851) - you deserved it (488429)

On 06/11/2009 at 12:06pm - misc - by I_Am_The_Edge (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (121579) - you deserved it (28945)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (753549) - you deserved it (63704)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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