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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 June 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 675
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML


I agree, your life sucks (192052) - you deserved it (49004)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


I agree, your life sucks (1217672) - you deserved it (127574)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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