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Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
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On 01/01/2011 at 12:11pm - misc - by lonely - United States (Ohio)
Today, my 14 year-old son sent a broadcast on my blackberry saying ''I'm a young gay man looking for some fun!'' to all my contacts as a joke. What he didn't know was that it's my work phone. FML
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On 12/21/2010 at 11:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I had to make up a boyfriend to stop my lesbian roommate coming onto me. FML
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On 11/29/2010 at 7:39am - intimacy - by katelouise2102 - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)
Today, I had to make up a boyfriend to stop my lesbian roommate coming onto me. FML
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On 11/29/2010 at 7:39am - intimacy - by katelouise2102 - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML
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On 11/12/2010 at 6:06am - love - by sayno (woman) - Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 10:14pm - love - by yummy(: - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I went to the new Walmart to buy a space heater. After dodging cones in the parking lot, and trying to open several doors while employees looked on, I checked the sign, which said "24 hours." I then realized is stated that the grand opening is tomorrow. I'm now sitting in my apartment shivering. FML
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On 10/26/2010 at 11:00pm - misc - by Bellucy27 - United States
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
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On 10/05/2010 at 5:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
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On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)
Today, I fell asleep in my math class. Turns out I sleep walk. I woke up at the front of the room with chalk in my hand, scribbles on the board behind me, and the whole class laughing at me. FML
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On 09/14/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by sleepwalker - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was walking down the stairs holding a glass of water, when I tripped. I don't know what hurts more, that I'm still picking glass out of my hand or that my mum is still ranting about the water I'd spilt. FML
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On 09/14/2010 at 6:44am - misc - by Lolzords - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my mom told me I was conceived on Halloween. She thought it would be funny to say "Let's just say your dad was not wearing his ghost costume." She then winked. I am now scarred for life. FML
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On 09/02/2010 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by anonymous.. (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I have discovered things not to do while drunk. Like shaving my legs. FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 10:46pm - health - by WIno - United States (Alabama)
Today, my four year old told my mother-in-law that our house is haunted because she hears a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. FML
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On 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)
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