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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 February 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7648
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About EmilieAutumn : I don't comment much on here. I usually just read stuff :)

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Today, a five year old that I am babysitting picked up a knife and said he would chop my nuts off if I didn't give him his ice cream before dinner. Only 5 more hours to go. FML

#17672212
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28988) - you deserved it (2994)

On 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm - kids - by thatoneguy - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband compared me to his parent's dog. Why? Because when I sleep I fart and scare myself awake... Just like his parents dog. FML

#17671695
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25001) - you deserved it (9243)

On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML

#17669006
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29859) - you deserved it (2770)

On 09/05/2011 at 9:00am - misc - by Brie - United States (Georgia)

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

#17638273
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34864) - you deserved it (4397)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31396) - you deserved it (2997)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, my family decided it would be hilarious to catch the biggest moths they could and let them loose in my room. I'm terrified of moths and they thought it would be 'funny as hell' to watch me freak out. FML

#17505369
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25468) - you deserved it (4496)

On 08/18/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by livgasms - United Kingdom

Today, my 14-year-old son was terrified of going into the water near our house, because he was scared of having his leg bitten off by a shark. We live by a lake. I tried explaining why it couldn't happen, but he just cowered behind a beach towel. FML

#17463558
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25219) - you deserved it (4280)

On 08/13/2011 at 9:17pm - kids - by anonymous - United States

Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

#17447833
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42752) - you deserved it (6319)

On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by squishylog - United States (California)

Today, my dad said he can't go to my graduation because he has to work. He got fired a month ago. FML

#17406702
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29707) - you deserved it (2293)

On 08/08/2011 at 12:03pm - work - by allinicolesmh - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my kids to the circus. We were having fun, right up until the point they saw an old man dressed as a clown, at which point they screamed, grabbed onto my shorts, and managed to accidentally pull them down. FML

#17396996
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23321) - you deserved it (2910)

On 08/07/2011 at 1:14pm - kids - by SheaLili - United States (California)

Today, my mom picked up my dog from the groomers. I came home to find a small female terrier on our couch. My dog is a full grown male maltese. What's worse is that it took me a full 20 minutes to convince my mom that she had picked up the wrong dog. FML

#17384739
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27217) - you deserved it (2520)

On 08/06/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
376 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53196) - you deserved it (3269)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)

Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

#17188633
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15355) - you deserved it (42252)

On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)

Today, I fell asleep while watching an action movie. My newly installed surround sound system scared me so bad that I fell off the couch and smashed my face on our coffee table. FML

#17171472
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23778) - you deserved it (10972)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:43am - misc - by nataliepaige - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732
419 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12959) - you deserved it (51572)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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