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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 February 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7022
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About EmilieAutumn : I don't comment much on here. I usually just read stuff :)

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Today, in a desperate bid to avoid going to the doctor, my young son ran into and hid inside a cactus garden. I had to drag him out. FML

#17758284
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21565) - you deserved it (2438)

On 09/16/2011 at 3:26pm - kids - by Chandler - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

#17757817
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23370) - you deserved it (3469)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

#17749622
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31515) - you deserved it (5675)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

#17748753
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27456) - you deserved it (2666)

On 09/15/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by holler - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

#17743862
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34254) - you deserved it (2355)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:34pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML

#17742540
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33151) - you deserved it (3214)

On 09/14/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by jumpedjogger - United States (Georgia)

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27919) - you deserved it (11460)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML

#17734808
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28678) - you deserved it (4829)

On 09/13/2011 at 6:11am - intimacy - by notinterested (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
390 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85044) - you deserved it (13051)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, a woman came into the gas station where I work, yelling because her credit card wouldn't read at the pump. I politely told her that I could set the pump up for a set amount, and she could swipe the card at the register. Her response: "You need Jesus." FML

#17727242
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26260) - you deserved it (2314)

On 09/12/2011 at 10:28am - work - by charliemann_ - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML

#17724131
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20896) - you deserved it (5716)

On 09/11/2011 at 10:50pm - misc - by COCKYmanUSC - United States (South Carolina)

Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 am and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML

#17715363
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30693) - you deserved it (2924)

On 09/10/2011 at 11:18pm - misc - by 5.9Cummins (woman) - Canada

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

#17709255
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14947) - you deserved it (30975)

On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

#17706108
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34189) - you deserved it (6042) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today, my roommate got completely wasted. He was so drunk he thought the fridge was talking. He decided to make it stop by unplugging it. Most of our food is basically ruined now. FML



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