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Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by squishylog - United States (California)
Today, my dad said he can't go to my graduation because he has to work. He got fired a month ago. FML
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On 08/08/2011 at 12:03pm - work - by allinicolesmh - United States (Texas)
Today, I took my kids to the circus. We were having fun, right up until the point they saw an old man dressed as a clown, at which point they screamed, grabbed onto my shorts, and managed to accidentally pull them down. FML
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On 08/07/2011 at 1:14pm - kids - by SheaLili - United States (California)
Today, my mom picked up my dog from the groomers. I came home to find a small female terrier on our couch. My dog is a full grown male maltese. What's worse is that it took me a full 20 minutes to convince my mom that she had picked up the wrong dog. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)
Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML
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On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)
Today, I fell asleep while watching an action movie. My newly installed surround sound system scared me so bad that I fell off the couch and smashed my face on our coffee table. FML
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On 07/19/2011 at 12:43am - misc - by nataliepaige - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML
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On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I realized I have no life after I created a fake Facebook account, posted an insulting message on my wall, and then engaged in a vicious argument with it, just so I could impress my friends. FML
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On 07/08/2011 at 10:57am - misc - by jen - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML
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On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my dad gave me a speech about being gay. He said he'll accept me if that's who I truly am, but he wants me to think it over first. I'm an actor in a play. I had to explain the concept of wearing costumes and acting like someone else to him. For the third time. FML
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On 06/30/2011 at 10:36am - misc - by sealpop09 - United States (Colorado)
Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by muddygal (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by muddygal (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent. I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old niece who could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by PandaMantis (woman) - United States (California)
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