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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 February 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7087
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About EmilieAutumn : I don't comment much on here. I usually just read stuff :)

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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML

#17794550
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31057) - you deserved it (5462)

On 09/21/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom made me teach my delusional gran web browsing. I barely made it to YouTube before she sneered at me, and told me to "stop pissing about before I smash your face in." Two hours and multiple slaps later, she still doesn't get what a URL is, and I fear for my life. FML

#17783230
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23774) - you deserved it (2589)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML

#17781306
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13004) - you deserved it (31864)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

#17781243
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15480) - you deserved it (39643)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML

#17780989
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26247) - you deserved it (9687)

On 09/19/2011 at 3:31pm - love - by stuck (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54787) - you deserved it (5406)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

#17779668
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37582) - you deserved it (3281)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML

#17777844
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23108) - you deserved it (3646)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:09am - work - by Branman2480 - United States (New York)

Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML

#17777792
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34613) - you deserved it (2015)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by redeye (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boyfriend kindly informed me that if I ever got bitten during a zombie apocalypse, he'd love me enough to beat me to death with a tire iron. He said this because he's been having vivid dreams about it happening. I honestly don't know whether he's joking or not. FML

#17775098
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21721) - you deserved it (3060)

On 09/18/2011 at 8:23pm - love - by DeadScared (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

#17773811
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33222) - you deserved it (16761)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living in the wall will get pissed off and try to claw through the wall. Only five more nights sweating my balls off or imagining racoons having angry sex. FML

Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML

#17761729
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24937) - you deserved it (4127)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my family came to see me in my first acting role in Romeo and Juliet. It all went reasonably well for the first half hour or so, after which my seemingly shitfaced aunt started heckling and saying "that's what she said" after every line, before eventually being thrown out by security. FML

#17760005
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23456) - you deserved it (2005)

On 09/16/2011 at 8:25pm - work - by Mandy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I finally told my crush that I like her. She said she could never date me, because apparently, "My best friend likes you." Her best friend is my step-sister. FML

#17758843
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30647) - you deserved it (2165)

On 09/16/2011 at 5:10pm - love - by messed up - United States (Oregon)



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