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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10741
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About EmilieAutumn : I don't comment much on here. I usually just read stuff :)

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yesterday I seemingly decided not to remove my foot from the pedal-clip of my bicycle until I had properly introduced myself to the cement. FML

#20572944
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24872) - you deserved it (5960)

On 04/03/2013 at 8:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday I seemingly decided not to remove my foot from the pedal-clip of my bicycle until I had properly introduced myself to the cement. FML

#20572944
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24872) - you deserved it (5960)

On 04/03/2013 at 8:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was lost in a foreign city so I asked a girl for directions . She replied, "Directions? ONE DIRECTION!" and started screaming in my face and jumping around . FML

#20572868
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44812) - you deserved it (5370)

On 04/03/2013 at 5:17am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I met mah boyfriend's family fir the first time. We got on the subject of theatre... an his dad brought up "The Book of Mormon"... how finally someone was making fun of those "nasty... polygamist... cultist freaks"... an if his son ever dated one... he would disown him. I'm Mormon. FML

#20572732
34 comments

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On 04/03/2013 at 1:48am - love - by kenabrookee - United States (California)

Today, ma cousin is visiting from Oklaoma. He can't go a minute witout saying ( looool YOLO ) or ( Swag ). He's going to be ere fir a week. FML

#20572695
150 comments

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On 04/03/2013 at 1:20am - misc - by fuck YOLO - United States (California)

in mah job as an assistant at a music venue, I had to get poster signed by that night's performer. When I walked into the dressing room, I was told, ( unles your sucking mah cock then get the fuck out of here ) an had the poster slapped out of mah hands. It's mah job to deal with these pricks. FML

#20572312
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34749) - you deserved it (3103)

On 04/02/2013 at 9:26pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

in mah job as an assistant at a music venue, I had to get poster signed by that night's performer. When I walked into the dressing room, I was told, ( unles your sucking mah cock then get the fuck out of here ) an had the poster slapped out of mah hands. It's mah job to deal with these pricks. FML

#20572312
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34749) - you deserved it (3103)

On 04/02/2013 at 9:26pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Taday my older brother walkd in on mehile I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. mega FML

#20572069
149 comments

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On 04/02/2013 at 6:52pm - misc - by SayCheese - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the Chinese student I've been teaching English to got on stage in front of hundreds of people to read her final essay. She ended with, ( What a fucking day. ) I don't swear, and I no longer have a job. FML

#20571924
59 comments

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On 04/02/2013 at 5:14pm - work - by effiestonem154 (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up to mah husband taking a piss on our bedroom floor. I screamed that he wasn't in the bathroom, to which he responded, "Shut up! I'm taking a piss, let me finish!" He has no recollection of the event. Now I have to clean up his piss and rewash mah clothes. FML

Today... I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend... when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her... and still refuse to talk to me. FML

#20571699
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35569) - you deserved it (4553)

On 04/02/2013 at 2:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

MY BOSS FIRED ME FROM MAH JOB AT A LOCAL FAMILY-OWNED BUSINESS!! THANKS, MOM!! FML

#20571565
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34615) - you deserved it (8468)

On 04/02/2013 at 12:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

today a girl punched me square in the face, effectively leaving it with purple swellings cuz I called her boyfriend an ( uncle ). Said boyfriend IS mah uncle. FML

#20571521
121 comments

Today, I Had To Clean Up The Urine Puddle Left By One Of The Regularsho Plays The Poker Slot Machines At The Barhere I Work. Rather Than Reserve The Machine To Go To The Bathroom, She Literally Sits In Her Own Piss To Mark Her Territory. This Happens About Every Second Day. FML

Today, mah father gave me his blessing to be married on one condition: that I keep mah maiden name when I marry!! My fiancé thought it would be "epic"!! My last name will be hyphenated to Cobb-Webb!! big fat FML

#20509329
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32895) - you deserved it (5561)

On 02/16/2013 at 10:27am - love - by MsCobb - United States (Ohio)



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