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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 313
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About EmilianaLondon : Just a 18 year old student living in London (: I bet if you were to ask the right questions and start the right kind of discussion, you'd find I have a lot of interesting things to say - otherwise, I spend my time talking about my studies and TV series.

You may be thinking to yourself, why does her dp look like that? Was it a shitty camera? A rubbish phone? No, actually it was me taking a photo of myself using my laptop and then I was too lazy to sync it to my phone so I used my phone to take a photo of the already existing photo on my laptop. That's the kind of person I am, so blame that for the lighting and everything else that is wrong with my dp.

Also, I promise that I do not class this dead story of dp as one of the interesting things I have to say, I swear.

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Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML


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On 09/11/2013 at 9:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

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