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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 January 1994 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and they started talking about giving blowjobs to their "boyfriends". When I got mad at them and told them they shouldn't be thinking of that stuff, they said I was just pissed 'cause I haven't gotten laid. FML


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