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  • Number of visits : 21201
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>suruhhhhh</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 11:46am<b>RabidLimaBeans</b> - the 12/13/2013 at 3:53pm<b>fanoo</b> - the 03/04/2013 at 11:00pm<b>The_Master</b> - the 06/15/2009 at 2:38pm<b>cuberto</b> - the 06/02/2009 at 6:02am<b>purelife</b> - the 06/01/2009 at 12:07am<b>nokiac_b</b> - the 05/31/2009 at 11:13am<b>username666</b> - the 05/28/2009 at 5:21pm<b>KPbIM</b> - the 05/25/2009 at 1:41pm<b>jenandme123</b> - the 05/25/2009 at 12:15pm<b>donnieandalicia</b> - the 05/21/2009 at 9:21am<b>erichugh22</b> - the 05/14/2009 at 4:27am<b>pnkpanther</b> - the 05/10/2009 at 1:27am<b>crazy_chickxoxo</b> - the 05/09/2009 at 11:54pm<b>weezyfmapes</b> - the 05/09/2009 at 9:10pm<b>markjbon</b> - the 05/09/2009 at 6:45pm<b>depinaariana</b> - the 05/09/2009 at 6:40pm<b>assman266</b> - the 05/09/2009 at 12:14pm

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Emika's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML

#3711192
369 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20050) - you deserved it (82061)

On 07/13/2009 at 5:17am - intimacy - by air (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was cleaning my father's study room and wondering why I did not receive my acceptance/rejection letter from a college I really wanted. I found the acceptance letter, on his desk, also approving of a full scholarship. The deadline to confirm was a month ago. FML

#2545642
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (186267) - you deserved it (9051)

On 06/02/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by guamfml - Guam

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out he was a very good speaker, and could incite a crowd. Instead, what came out was 'Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement" FML

#2508726
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37073) - you deserved it (62357)

On 06/01/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Cail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up with a hangover after an intense night out. I decided to look at my camera to figure out what happened the night before. All my pictures were deleted except one video of me dancing to Lollipop by Lil Wayne, and giving a lapdance and head to my giant plush rat. FML

#2454603
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9442) - you deserved it (51875)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:48am - misc - by crunkdrunk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I witnessed the homeless man that visits my neighborhood placing bags containing his own poop in my trash cans. I later received a notice stating that the garbage company will not provide my residence with garbage service until I “refrain from placing bags of my own feces in the trash.” FML

#2339155
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48647) - you deserved it (2675)

On 05/27/2009 at 11:39am - misc - by Brook363 (woman) - United States (California)



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