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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 918
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About Emi1y : Hello there;)

-- I'm Emily! Most people call me Emma!

-- I'm 16

-- Junior in high school

-- From Texas

-- My favorite TV shows are Teen Wolf, Awkward, American Horror Story, The Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, and Breaking Bad!

-- Hunting, fishing, anything that takes place outdoors... I love it all.

-- I shoot a Panzer V crossbow. Hopefully I can get a long bow soon.

-- I play PS3 and PS4, and I'm game for Xbox too!

-- Don't ask for pics.. Really, don't even think about it.

Go ahead, message me! Or don't, that's cool too✌️

Anybody have Black Ops 2 or 1 and wanna play? Add me!!

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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Emi1y's favorite FMLs

Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47869) - you deserved it (9312)

On 05/17/2014 at 12:54pm - misc - by creepyyy (woman) - United States

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34405) - you deserved it (7150)

On 03/21/2014 at 12:10pm - misc - by richard (man) - United States (Washington)

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