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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 30 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 400
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Emi1y : Hello there;) I'm Emily but y'all can call me Emma. When I'm not in school I'm either playing my playstation 3 or hanging out with friends and watching The Walking Dead. I'm absolutely in love with Daryl Dixon! If you wanna know anything else about me message me or don't, that's cool too.

Anybody have Black Ops 2 or 1 and wanna play? Add me!!

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Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47080) - you deserved it (9181)

On 05/17/2014 at 12:54pm - misc - by creepyyy (woman) - United States

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML


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