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Emi1y

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Emi1y

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1146
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

About Emi1y : Hello there;)

-- I'm Emily! Most people call me Emma!

-- I'm 16

-- Junior in high school

-- From Texas

-- Currently working at Abercrombie & Fitch

-- My favorite TV shows are Teen Wolf, Awkward, American Horror Story, The Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, and Breaking Bad!

-- I've been dancing since I was 2

-- Hunting, fishing, anything that takes place outdoors... I love it all.

-- I shoot a Panzer V crossbow. Hopefully I can get a long bow soon.


-- Don't ask for pics.. Really, don't even think about it.

Go ahead, message me! Or don't, that's cool too✌🏻

PSN: OhnoHEO
Anybody have Black Ops 2 or 1 and wanna play? Add me!w

Emi1y's page activity

Visits<b>Sierra7211</b> - yesterday at 1:29pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - yesterday at 9:28am<b>danm19</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 3:48pm<b>PerSueTwo513</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 2:44pm<b>Jamesfmled</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 11:16am<b>random_funnygirl</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 1:18am<b>terryaly</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 7:34pm<b>Role448</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 7:30pm<b>conivore723</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 5:49pm<b>amine91</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 8:57am<b>Lars93</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 5:02am<b>JulietVoltora</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 5:11pm<b>colton_colton</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 10:47pm<b>Bulldozer36</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 9:47pm<b>drworm94</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 9:42pm<b>andy594328</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 7:58pm<b>ProximityToDeath</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 7:28pm<b>tallguy044</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 7:10pm

Fucked!<b>random_funnygirl</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 8:22pm<b>amine91</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 11:11pm<b>Darkestsoul</b> - the 04/27/2015 at 9:30pm<b>joshtapp</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 12:45am<b>Jamesfmled</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 3:47pm<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 10:50pm<b>supreme_umbra</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 7:32pm<b>therealjc</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 6:32am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 11:44pm<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 9:39pm<b>so_smooth</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 7:41am<b>Ac4life</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 11:54am<b>kikoma</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 9:06pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 4:34am<b>chillandfun</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 12:03am<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 10:35pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 12:10pm<b>JaggthaGod</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 4:27am

Emi1y's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Emi1y's favorite FMLs

Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML

#21142867
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47951) - you deserved it (9317)

On 05/17/2014 at 12:54pm - misc - by creepyyy (woman) - United States

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML

#21092620
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34502) - you deserved it (7159)

On 03/21/2014 at 12:10pm - misc - by richard (man) - United States (Washington)



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