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  • Town/Country : Gouverneur, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 July 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1890
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About Emi1y : Hello there;)

-- I'm fluent in sarcasm, sign language, and English.

-- My favorite TV shows are Teen Wolf, Awkward, American Horror Story, The Walking Dead, Sons of Anarchy, and Breaking Bad!

-- My favorites movies are The Wolf of Wall Street, any Batman movie, The Last House on the Left, The Heat, Forrest Gump, and Pitch Perfect 1 and 2.

-- Hunting, fishing, anything that takes place outdoors... I love all that good stuff.

-- I have a woman crush on Jennifer Lawrence, but honestly, who doesn't?

-- I have a pup named Remmy; he's half bull terrier, half large breed chihuahua.

-- I shoot a Panzer V crossbow.

Go ahead, send me a message! Or don't, that's cool too! Continue on, loves! 👍🏻✌🏻

"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me."
-Philippians 4:13

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Today, while trying to quit my horrible job at a pizza place, I got so nervous that I accidentally offered to work double my usual hours for another month. FML


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On 08/04/2015 at 9:31am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (24853) - you deserved it (2737)

On 08/04/2015 at 7:59am - misc - by elizio (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at work, I saw a lady leave her infant in a display crib so she could go shopping. When I stopped her and told her she couldn't do that, she said, "Well, I do it all the time". FML


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On 07/31/2015 at 11:30pm - kids - by Oihana - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while volunteering at my local animal shelter, I was asked to clean the cat room. This entailed taking each cat out of its cage by hand and cleaning the inside. They forgot to mention that some of the cats were feral. I now look like I belly flopped into a cactus. FML

Today, my grandpa set out snare traps to catch the foxes that have been around our property, because he wanted to protect our dog from being attacked by them. I then got a phone call from my dad telling me our dog got caught in one. FML

Today, my parents sent me to the hospital because they thought I had diabetes. One of the symptoms is that you a pee a lot. The only reason I go to the bathroom so often is so I can masturbate. FML


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On 07/31/2015 at 1:38am - intimacy - by doodoobref - United States (Arizona)

Today, as if having an old man shit on the floor of the busy restaurant I work at wasn't bad enough, my manager made a video commentating over the camera footage of me discovering said giant pile of shit, and shared it with the entire staff. This is going to haunt me forever. FML

Today, I had to listen to my grandma talk about how she's "allergic" to toilet paper, and how she lets nature "take care of it". FML


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On 07/30/2015 at 11:30am - health - by WhatTheFuck - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML


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On 07/29/2015 at 9:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, at a baseball game, I smiled and waved at the little girl in front of me. She cried. FML

Today, my business got broken into and I lost a lot of valuable equipment. Although I have 24/7 security guards, they left in the middle of the burglary because they were too scared to stop the burglars or even to call the police. FML


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On 07/29/2015 at 11:30am - money - by fukingtigans (man) - Croatia (Zadarska)

Today, I had to wait thirty minutes after closing to check out a lady who was purchasing 20 different styles of curtains. I asked what she would be doing with them all, and she replied that she would be bringing 19 of them back tomorrow, as she didn't know which would match. FML


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On 07/28/2015 at 11:04pm - work - by jlmbull - United States (Michigan)

Today, the drive-thru lady at Taco Bell broke my debit card and tried to hide it by wrapping it in a receipt. FML


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On 07/26/2015 at 11:00pm - money - by stonehengeva - United States (Virginia)

Today, I received my replacement debit card in the mail after losing my previous one. I've already lost my new one. FML


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On 07/25/2015 at 12:55pm - money - by Again (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I babysat the Antichrist of all kids. After the 5 long hours were over, his parents came home. Instead of paying me what they agreed, they offered to let me eat some leftovers of a takeout in the fridge. I'm so afraid of confrontation that I accepted. FML


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On 07/17/2015 at 12:40pm - money - by raquel (woman) - United States

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