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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 485
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Emi1y : Hello there;) I'm Emily but y'all can call me Emma. When I'm not in school I'm either playing my playstation 3 or hanging out with friends and watching The Walking Dead. I'm absolutely in love with Daryl Dixon! I also like riding ATV's and shooting my Panzer 5 bow. If you wanna know anything else about me message me or don't, that's cool too.

Anybody have Black Ops 2 or 1 and wanna play? Add me!!

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Today, trying to be nice, I added this really shy kid from my English class on Facebook. Within minutes, he started going through all my pictures and tagging himself as my breasts. FML


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On 05/17/2014 at 12:54pm - misc - by creepyyy (woman) - United States

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML


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