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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3385
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About EmeraldMoonshine : im 18. a senior in high school. im a dancer. message me if you wanna talk, im friendly (:
instagram: esmeraldaluna22 you should go follow me (:

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Visits<b>_NickHess</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 5:07pm<b>kamart</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 2:34am<b>guss5441</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 1:16am<b>sammie2new</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 11:47pm<b>JoshWade62</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 10:51pm<b>sdroze1389</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 2:37am<b>FlendtDK</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 9:48pm<b>constipation</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 7:20pm<b>pratikp03</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 10:49pm<b>peggscott</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 12:46pm<b>pimpcess_yanna</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 11:02am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 10:42pm<b>ThatKidFromLA</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 11:43pm<b>lennon_</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 11:45am<b>carissaball</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 2:55pm<b>Honeybee97</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 3:40am<b>ihavenolifehaha</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 2:59am<b>cottoncandylips</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 8:51am

Fucked!<b>sdroze1389</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 8:37am<b>FlendtDK</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 3:48am<b>ThatKidFromLA</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 5:43am<b>hasanjk</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 12:54pm<b>peggscott</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 7:24am<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 6:46am<b>Devindelon</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 5:01pm<b>LPisLame</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 11:58am<b>tbro47</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 6:25pm<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 12/31/2014 at 4:22pm<b>Manosapo</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 10:47pm<b>munzapoppa</b> - the 11/29/2014 at 6:39am<b>Cptcrunch</b> - the 11/29/2014 at 5:06am<b>feven</b> - the 11/29/2014 at 4:28am<b>jfoll25</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 8:40am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 3:08am<b>MajesticTololosh</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 12:41am<b>sam2yankee</b> - the 10/23/2014 at 7:02pm

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EmeraldMoonshine's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her a pregnancy test. After using it, we couldn't find how to tell if she was or wasn't pregnant. After about 10 minutes of waiting, Google searching, and tension, I realized I had bought an ovulation test. FML

#21446911
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11270) - you deserved it (19351)

On 07/25/2015 at 6:10am - misc - by Mmm - United States (California)

Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML

#21444515
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26652) - you deserved it (7216)

On 07/20/2015 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by Marika - United States (California)

Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML

#21441553
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21684) - you deserved it (2264)

On 07/14/2015 at 1:59pm - kids - by Andrew - United States (New Jersey)

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

#21432863
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28966) - you deserved it (1851)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML

#21432853
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25961) - you deserved it (3359)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:37pm - love - by stillhungry - United States (California)

Today, while swimming under water, my 80-pound lab thought I was drowning and tried to "rescue" me by jumping in after me, wrapping his front legs around my neck, and standing on my chest. FML

#21429802
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22012) - you deserved it (1746)

On 06/21/2015 at 10:16pm - animals - by Angel (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML

#21428553
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29801) - you deserved it (12283)

On 06/19/2015 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by shmarf (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was looking at old pictures with my mom and saw one of myself crying in kindergarten. I asked why I was crying. She said that was the day a boy kissed me on the cheek, and I thought I'd gotten pregnant. She then decided to give me the sex talk. FML

#21416031
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30202) - you deserved it (2967)

On 05/26/2015 at 11:40am - intimacy - by shitty shit - United States (Indiana)

Today, while at the zoo with my boyfriend, he pointed at the howling gorillas and shouted over to me: "Hah! That's what you sound like in bed!" FML

#21387442
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28408) - you deserved it (3661)

On 04/04/2015 at 8:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML

#21372045
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (346) - you deserved it (48743)

On 03/10/2015 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML

#21372045
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (346) - you deserved it (48743)

On 03/10/2015 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to cause it to bleed profusely. FML

#21371903
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35441) - you deserved it (3938)

On 03/10/2015 at 3:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my mom sent me a pic of a blank paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wanted to date me. FML

#21362620
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32645) - you deserved it (2708)

On 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm - misc - by toastynippies - United States

Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML

#21362166
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39172) - you deserved it (3442)

On 02/23/2015 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by sammy18f (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML



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