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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3627
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About EmeraldMoonshine : im 18. a senior in high school. im a dancer. message me if you wanna talk, im friendly (:
instagram: esmeraldaluna22 you should go follow me (:

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EmeraldMoonshine's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to create another signature. I have to use one at the bank and the other around my mother, so that when she tries to cash my paychecks the bank won't let her. FML

#21464185
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21261) - you deserved it (1273)

On 09/03/2015 at 3:54pm - misc - by Why - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML

#21463927
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19057) - you deserved it (1603)

On 09/02/2015 at 10:30pm - animals - by pansypup - United States (New Mexico)

Today, a customer service guy called to fix a problem I've been having with my phone. When it transpired that he couldn't help, he transferred me to another representative. This other representative ended up being a John Deere dealer in Michigan. FML

#21463522
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17727) - you deserved it (1217)

On 09/01/2015 at 10:26pm - misc - by NotBuyingATractor (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was unloading Cokes outside of the movie theater I work at. While bent over, I heard someone call out, "Damn girl, you got a fat ass," followed by, "Oh God, that's a man!" I am indeed a man. FML

#21455147
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27544) - you deserved it (2402)

On 08/12/2015 at 9:50am - misc - by Why Me - United States (Washington)

Today, my current boyfriend was so impressed by my blowjob abilities he sent my ex-boyfriend a message saying thanks. FML

#21454601
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26270) - you deserved it (5137)

On 08/11/2015 at 12:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her a pregnancy test. After using it, we couldn't find how to tell if she was or wasn't pregnant. After about 10 minutes of waiting, Google searching, and tension, I realized I had bought an ovulation test. FML

#21446911
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12301) - you deserved it (20844)

On 07/25/2015 at 6:10am - misc - by Mmm - United States (California)

Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML

#21444515
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28017) - you deserved it (7730)

On 07/20/2015 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by Marika - United States (California)

Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML

#21441553
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21833) - you deserved it (2274)

On 07/14/2015 at 1:59pm - kids - by Andrew - United States (New Jersey)

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

#21432863
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29625) - you deserved it (2036)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML

#21432853
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26004) - you deserved it (3364)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:37pm - love - by stillhungry - United States (California)

Today, while swimming under water, my 80-pound lab thought I was drowning and tried to "rescue" me by jumping in after me, wrapping his front legs around my neck, and standing on my chest. FML

#21429802
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22064) - you deserved it (1747)

On 06/21/2015 at 10:16pm - animals - by Angel (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML

#21428553
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31325) - you deserved it (13114)

On 06/19/2015 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by shmarf (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was looking at old pictures with my mom and saw one of myself crying in kindergarten. I asked why I was crying. She said that was the day a boy kissed me on the cheek, and I thought I'd gotten pregnant. She then decided to give me the sex talk. FML

#21416031
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30417) - you deserved it (2983)

On 05/26/2015 at 11:40am - intimacy - by shitty shit - United States (Indiana)

Today, while at the zoo with my boyfriend, he pointed at the howling gorillas and shouted over to me: "Hah! That's what you sound like in bed!" FML

#21387442
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28432) - you deserved it (3664)

On 04/04/2015 at 8:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML

#21372045
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (375) - you deserved it (48840)

On 03/10/2015 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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