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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1929
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About EmeraldMoonshine : im 17. a senior in high school. im a dancer. message me if you wanna talk, im friendly (:
instagram: esmeraldaluna22 you should go follow me (:

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Today, my husband came home, drunk and with lipstick smeared on his face. When I confronted him about it, he just slurred, "Ah don't worry babe, it ain't mine." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25609) - you deserved it (1970)

On 01/24/2015 at 3:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37268) - you deserved it (2357)

On 01/23/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in his car. We were in the front seat and I was on top. My ass hit the horn and scared my boyfriend so bad, he jumped, causing me to hit my head so hard that I swear I got a concussion. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26469) - you deserved it (9730)

On 01/20/2015 at 11:10pm - intimacy - by chelse_elyce - United States

Today, my boyfriend's dad called me a whore and said I'm trying to use his son and "steal" his virginity for my own needs. My boyfriend has had sex with over 10 girls and I'm a virgin. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36187) - you deserved it (2581)

On 01/18/2015 at 1:29am - intimacy - by virginwhore (woman) -

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

Today, three weeks after my sister took in a wounded porcupine from our backyard and let it roam about the house, I learned that it sheds quills from time to time. How did I learn this? By stepping on three of said quills hidden in the carpet. I still have only managed to pull one out. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to sext before going to sleep. It was very late, but I said I'd stay up for him. He sent a text asking me if I was ready. Me replying "yes" was the last thing I remember before I fell asleep on my horny boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27199) - you deserved it (7992)

On 01/09/2015 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, we were cuddling when he grabbed his penis and made it say, "That was amazing! Thank you for the sex." He's 21 years old. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26707) - you deserved it (5602)

On 01/04/2015 at 9:50pm - love - by myboyfriendisweird - United States (Arizona)

Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27020) - you deserved it (3239)

On 12/30/2014 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by GladYoureConcerned (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said, "Can't, bigamy's illegal." I still don't know if she was joking or not, because she keeps changing the subject whenever I mention it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29417) - you deserved it (2492)

On 12/23/2014 at 1:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at an outdoors Christmas party and I jokingly complained that my son says 'mama' way more than he says 'dada'. One of my students was at the party and watched him for a couple of hours. He taught him to say 'dada' every time he sees a bug. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25277) - you deserved it (3992)

On 12/21/2014 at 2:59am - kids - by paparoach (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my cat let out the biggest moan I have ever heard, while we were both in the living room. My dad heard and accused me of watching porn. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31801) - you deserved it (2629)

On 12/15/2014 at 11:07am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I told my boss I have a sore throat. He replied, "Well, don't take it so deep next time." FML


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On 12/09/2014 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I had a performance. I have to go bra-less to wear my gown and I didn't want any peek-a-boos. I asked my boyfriend to bring "large band-aids" without telling him why I needed them. He brought waterproof, top-notch tough ones. They're still stuck to me, and are not coming off anytime soon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29039) - you deserved it (6143)

On 12/02/2014 at 8:14pm - misc - by smiles (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband shaved off his beard. Turns out he looks like my ex. FML

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