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About Elovena : In a world where you are you, they are them, and I am me, who are we but the remains of dust wafting through the world. Never slowing for more than a moment, never traveling faster than our speed of thought. Traveling past everyone, we see much, and remember less than fractions; the day before yesterday I saw myself pass, yesterday I saw them, an today I see you.
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Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML
Friday 5 February 2016