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Elovena
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 June 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 813
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Elovena : In a world where you are you, they are them, and I am me, who are we but the remains of dust wafting through the world. Never slowing for more than a moment, never traveling faster than our speed of thought. Traveling past everyone, we see much, and remember less than fractions; the day before yesterday I saw myself pass, yesterday I saw them, an today I see you.

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Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML

#19772012
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19458) - you deserved it (2455)

On 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by amidreaming?? (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, thanks to my peripheral vision and a dropped mirror, I realized that I have horrible acne on my ass. FML

#17597483
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23405) - you deserved it (4726)

On 08/27/2011 at 6:30pm - health - by acnebutt - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on facebook. FML

#16262693
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40624) - you deserved it (3197)

On 05/20/2011 at 1:46am - love - by BALEIGHLOVE17 -

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

#16169290
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54840) - you deserved it (3658)

On 05/14/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to be extra nice to my girlfriend by washing all the dishes and folding all the clothes. She thought I was being "too nice" and hypothesized that I was cheating on her. FML

#16086182
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36090) - you deserved it (4750)

On 05/08/2011 at 1:05am - love - by gnownayrgnow (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

#8892193
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22751) - you deserved it (2899)

On 03/07/2010 at 12:38pm - misc - by workinggirl (woman) - United States (Montana)



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