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Elovena

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 June 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1581
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Elovena : In a world where you are you, they are them, and I am me, who are we but the remains of dust wafting through the world. Never slowing for more than a moment, never traveling faster than our speed of thought. Traveling past everyone, we see much, and remember less than fractions; the day before yesterday I saw myself pass, yesterday I saw them, an today I see you.

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Elovena's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML

by amidreaming?? / 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Love

Today, thanks to my peripheral vision and a dropped mirror, I realized that I have horrible acne on my ass. FML

by acnebutt / 08/27/2011 at 6:30pm / United States (Maryland) / Health

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on facebook. FML

by BALEIGHLOVE17 / 05/20/2011 at 1:46am / Love

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

by Anonymous / 05/14/2011 at 9:17am / United Kingdom / Health

Today, I decided to be extra nice to my girlfriend by washing all the dishes and folding all the clothes. She thought I was being "too nice" and hypothesized that I was cheating on her. FML

by gnownayrgnow / 05/08/2011 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML

by workinggirl / 03/07/2010 at 12:38pm / United States (Montana) / Love