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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1080
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Elovena : In a world where you are you, they are them, and I am me, who are we but the remains of dust wafting through the world. Never slowing for more than a moment, never traveling faster than our speed of thought. Traveling past everyone, we see much, and remember less than fractions; the day before yesterday I saw myself pass, yesterday I saw them, an today I see you.

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Elovena's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home from work to find my house was flooded from a broken pipe under the sink. My house had just recently had new wood floors, carpet and electrics installed because 6 months earlier my house had been flooded by the same pipe breaking. FML

#20047256
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21283) - you deserved it (2475)

On 08/29/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by me - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

#20046702
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25263) - you deserved it (5203)

On 08/28/2012 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mom called while I was at a job interview. I ignored the call, but the interviewer was so offended by the fact I'd rudely left it on at all, that he threw me out. I found out from my mom later that she'd called to wish me good luck. FML

#20039352
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11115) - you deserved it (21384)

On 08/24/2012 at 2:00pm - work - by unemployed (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to slowly explain to my best friend that when babies are born, the umbilical cord is attached to the baby's belly-button, not the mother's. FML

#20035907
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17562) - you deserved it (1472)

On 08/22/2012 at 4:36pm - misc - by baffled (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, I not only absent-mindedly tried to scrub the natural suntan from my arm, I also spent several long seconds wondering why it wouldn't come free. FML

#20028546
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5229) - you deserved it (18328)

On 08/18/2012 at 5:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - Japan

Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML

#20019125
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24077) - you deserved it (1520)

On 08/13/2012 at 6:12pm - love - by impickingyourhomegran (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I looked over at the car parked next to me and noticed a very large woman plucking her mustache. She locked eyes with me and kept plucking. After that, every time I looked over, she was still staring. Staring and plucking. Now when I close my eyes, I can still see her. FML

#20012686
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22590) - you deserved it (2897)

On 08/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by banana2894 - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML

#20005230
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26010) - you deserved it (5173)

On 08/06/2012 at 2:37am - love - by shastadoe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered how pathetically introverted I am when during a car ride with my family, I said, "I really like this song" and my parents gasped because they didn't realize I was in the back seat. And I'm their only child. FML

#20005160
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25128) - you deserved it (2072)

On 08/06/2012 at 1:41am - misc - by mississippi123 - United States (California)

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

#19983117
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26133) - you deserved it (12394)

On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

#19903364
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29910) - you deserved it (3579)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML

#19886014
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33068) - you deserved it (8299)

On 07/03/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by bob - United States (Ohio)

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

#19868224
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43348) - you deserved it (2516)

On 06/29/2012 at 9:06pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend doesn't have time to text me back, but he does have time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML

#19865119
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23047) - you deserved it (4224)

On 06/29/2012 at 6:03am - misc - by JJBones (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

#19859656
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20361) - you deserved it (2351)

On 06/28/2012 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)



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