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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 September 1984 (31 years)
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Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she carved her old boyfriends name in her arm and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML


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On 02/07/2010 at 2:16am - love - by mike (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I decided to change my boyfriend's background on his phone. As I was in the process of changing it, I noticed his most recent picture is of a naked girl. The naked girl happens to be my 18 year old sister. FML


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On 02/05/2010 at 4:18pm - love - by whoknows?! - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML


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On 02/04/2010 at 7:47pm - kids - by luciaspiano (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to find someone else. FML


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On 02/04/2010 at 11:12am - love - by confused - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML


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On 02/04/2010 at 3:40am - health - by littlespoon (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML


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On 01/30/2010 at 2:21pm - work - by Whoopsx99 (man) - United States (Washington)

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