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Ellowise

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 February 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1582
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 23 posted

About Ellowise : Hello! I'm Ellowise. Welcome to my page :)
Hallo! Ik heet Ellowise. Ik heet je welkom :)
Hola! Soy Ellowise. Bienbenidos :)

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Ellowise's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at home and my boyfriend called me and said that I'd left my G-string at his house. I only have one G-string and I was wearing it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29105) - you deserved it (2341)

On 10/14/2009 at 5:20am - misc - by flipraff101 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my friend was saying how her "nano" died. I quickly responded by saying, "So? Recharge it." Turns out she didn't say "nano"; she'd said "nana." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26704) - you deserved it (48316)

On 04/02/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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