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Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

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298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67213) - you deserved it (39409)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, I met my cousin after two years. She got really tall and skinny, like a model. I joked saying, "You've grown and gotten slim, and I've stayed the same and have gotten fat." I expected some sort of disagreement. Instead, she looked me up and down, frowned, and gave me a long, sympathetic hug. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20248) - you deserved it (44879)

On 06/09/2009 at 4:39am - health - by fatty (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML

#2376689
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I agree, your life sucks (65646) - you deserved it (5779)

On 05/28/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while working on a carpentry project with my friend at 2am, and enjoying some beers, I cut my hand and realized I needed medical attention. Neither of us being in driving shape, I knocked on my parents bedroom door to request a ride. I was told I had to wait for them to "finish." FML

Today, my boyfriend called me from a payphone because he lost his phone at the airport. When I texted his phone to get a response from someone who stole it [because it was still on whenever I called], I received a message back saying, "Love the pics. Send more ;]" FML

#77291
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I agree, your life sucks (33721) - you deserved it (8027)

On 02/19/2009 at 11:24am - misc - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
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I agree, your life sucks (35914) - you deserved it (7623)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I've treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FML

#636
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8921) - you deserved it (19591)

On 12/30/2008 at 1:00pm - misc - by MikeMoosey - United States (California)

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

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On 12/16/2008 at 12:20am - misc - by surfdown - Sent from mobile version



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