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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 March 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 324
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ElliottRose : I'm really only on here to laugh at other people's fails, not to have conversations.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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ElliottRose's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45775) - you deserved it (3695)

On 09/04/2014 at 2:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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