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  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 March 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 455
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About EllieMonster : Hey. I'm Elizabeth (Ellie for short) I am a wild, fun, crazy and really sweet person and am always looking for a good time! I am a redhead who smiles way to much and who loves to listen to music. Msg me! =)

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Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained with what I thought was woodchips that was behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guess what I found in my bra after work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28576) - you deserved it (3254)

On 03/18/2010 at 1:45am - work - by xUnluckyx - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML

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167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45062) - you deserved it (4828)

On 06/24/2009 at 9:15pm - love - by fml7458364838 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to a family dinner. While waiting to be seated, a guy walked by and I looked to see if he was hot. Then my grandma yelled, "Get your eyeballs back in your head and quit staring at boys!" The whole restaurant heard her. Including the guy. And yes, he was hot. FML

#2826530
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47433) - you deserved it (7587)

On 06/12/2009 at 9:46am - love - by embarrassment (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I got into an argument with a 7 year old. He said that Obama was the 44th President, I said he was the 42nd. Guess who was right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9768) - you deserved it (78926)

On 06/11/2009 at 12:33am - misc - by feeldumb - United States (New York)



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