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Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25007) - you deserved it (4985)

On 12/10/2008 at 2:48am - intimacy - by Sugao - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16998) - you deserved it (9059)

On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version



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