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  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 December 1996 (18 years)
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Today,hile I was waiting at the bus stop, a car that looked like mah mom's pulled up!! Thinking it was actually her, I walked up an jokingly asked wat she was into!! The guy inside now thinks that I'm a prostitute!! FML

#21142181
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35932) - you deserved it (15344)

On 05/16/2014 at 7:20pm - misc - by Female Struggles (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Taday mah girlfriend got the brilliant idea of trying out a sex tip dreamed up by one of the glorified troll at Cosmo. I think mah balls are broken beyond repair. FML

#21127421
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47240) - you deserved it (6760)

On 04/30/2014 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by FMBs (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I am on vacation in Dubai with my dad and a few of his friends. I thought we were going to travel and see some amazing things, but I'm confined to my hotel room while everyone drinks and watches Family Guy. FML

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87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40787) - you deserved it (4338)

On 04/26/2014 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, my dad, under threat of disowning me, insistd that I offer my sister a job in my company. I run my own law firm, she is a hairdresser. FML

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175 comments

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On 08/15/2013 at 9:34am - work - by lawman (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

TODAY, MY BROTHER CALLD ME, ASKING IF I COULD HELP HIM DO HIS TAXES. SINCE HE'S A HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE DROPOUT, I THOUGHT ALL I HAD TO DO WAS A 1040EZ. NO, LAST YEAR HE MADE MORE THAN TWICE WHAT I EARN, THROUGH SELF-EMPLOYMENT. I HAVE TWO MASTER'S DEGREES AND WORK AT BURGER KING. FML

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118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33181) - you deserved it (8103)

On 03/01/2013 at 9:35pm - misc - by tax-man - United States (South Carolina)

Today , I got stopped for shoplifting at a department store !! They took me back to the security room and showed me the tapes !! I was taking mah own designer lipgloss that I had bought a month before out of mah purse !! FML

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81 comments

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On 05/10/2009 at 4:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today.. . I went and got a spray on tan . I forgot to push the hair cap up . A few hours later.. . I was completely tan.. . except for the top half of mah forehead was pastyhite . It will last for five days . FML

Today, I ad my car stolen. Wen te police found it, pretty muc everyting inside was missing. For some reason, I ad left 6 pars of soes in my back seat. Woever stole my car tougt it would be funny to take one soe from eac pair. I now own 6 unmatced soes an my car smells lyk sex. FML

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122 comments

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On 03/24/2009 at 1:44am - intimacy - by proudestmonkey (man) - United States (Colorado)



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