Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

EllieB123

Search for a member

EllieB123

4Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 May 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2931
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About EllieB123 : Hello hello hello!
Ellie is the name, keep it out of your mouth please(:
I'm half Italian & half Russian, which means don't fuck with me.
I love meeting new people, so message me and we'll talk(:

EllieB123's page activity

Visits<b>tamannab97</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 1:01pm<b>hey_its_me_</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 10:50am<b>CorvusVenator</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 1:06am<b>IHeartMinecraft</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 1:03am<b>heroqucas</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 5:06am<b>legendaryplya</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 1:59pm<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 5:14pm<b>ImNotAntiSocial</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 1:11pm<b>dman30</b> - the 12/11/2015 at 10:28am<b>AnonymousKrew</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 12:42am<b>OGMichael</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 8:40am<b>iT_Cereal</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 9:58pm<b>mongoosemike</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 11:02am<b>fxreveryoung</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 1:56am<b>night_and_day</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 6:29am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 11:41am<b>Bricktothehead</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 6:09pm<b>Mr_Millions</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 3:32pm

Fucked!<b>IHeartMinecraft</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 7:03am<b>mongoosemike</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 4:02pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 5:41pm<b>jwhite43</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 1:59pm

EllieB123's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

See all of EllieB123's badges

EllieB123's favorite FMLs

Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to go, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said "have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML

#598491
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78677) - you deserved it (6058)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by toast - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML

#370215
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53385) - you deserved it (39452)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by textraped (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML

#304824
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81035) - you deserved it (7686)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:03pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

#195442
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68116) - you deserved it (30047)

On 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by Sal (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

#170218
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59119) - you deserved it (15226)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML

#139747
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81733) - you deserved it (20285)

On 02/25/2009 at 11:51pm - intimacy - by jsw029 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (258287) - you deserved it (88113)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML

#13
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112468) - you deserved it (16200)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: