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EllaJSwiftie

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EllaJSwiftie

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  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 16340
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About EllaJSwiftie : Hi! I'm Ella and i'm from the Netherlands.. That's all I got to say :P
Oh, and I love Taylor Swift. :D

And... please stop using FML as a dating site, I'm single and I love it

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Today, I'm in the process of adopting a child . When I called my mom to tell her the news, she just said, "Oh honey, don't adopt, it's the worst decision you'll ever make." I'm adopted . FML

#21110479
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47439) - you deserved it (2979)

On 04/11/2014 at 5:58pm - kids - by babylove - South Africa

Today looool I brougt ome 3D glasses after a movie. I ad a laug about it until I realized tat I putted $100 sunglasses in te recycle box outside of te teatre instead. FML

#21109576
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38152) - you deserved it (22038)

On 04/10/2014 at 4:52pm - money - by BobRyder (man) - Canada (Alberta)

yesterday mah overly-attachd 14-year-old cat wantd attention while I was in a heatd Skype argument with mah girlfriend. Workd up from the fight, I raisd mah voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bd, had a heart attack and did. I was a complete dick to mah cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65466) - you deserved it (32785)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Taday I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park.. . and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings . I planned on having him push me.. . not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seathile he laughed . FML

#21108537
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23711) - you deserved it (38224)

On 04/09/2014 at 1:50pm - love - by BabyButt - United States (Hawaii)

Today, mah obsession with saying "your mom" reached a new level when mah anatomy teacher asked wat I did with mah pencil. FML

#21108224
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19494) - you deserved it (45019)

On 04/09/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by Motha - United States (Utah)

Today , I went out drinking with my tattoo artist brother-in-law. I was so wasted that I agreed to let him try working on me. I woke up with a tattoo of an animated marijuana plant smoking a cigarette. This'll look just great when I'm defending clients in court. FML

#21107817
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24983) - you deserved it (43286)

On 04/08/2014 at 6:04pm - misc - by not a dumbass pothead (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today , mah little brother was feeling lyk the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed , hit the wall , and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears , and I'm now grounded because mah parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

#21107739
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49143) - you deserved it (3684)

On 04/08/2014 at 4:13pm - kids - by vreenya (woman) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today mah grlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't lyk her Facebook statuses enough. FML

#21107057
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42429) - you deserved it (5335)

On 04/07/2014 at 7:39pm - love - by AlonsoKold - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, IN AN ATTEMPT TO POTTY TRAIN MAH STEP-SON, MAH BOYFRIEND AN I PUT UNDERWEAR ON HIM, HOPING THAT WHEN HE PEED HIMSELF, HE WOULD REALIZE USING THE POTTY IS THE WAY TO GO. INSTEAD, HE PEED WHILE SITTING ON THE COUCH, GOT UP, TOOK OFF THE UNDERWEAR, AN THEN SWITCHED SEATS. FML

#21106771
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37191) - you deserved it (12050)

On 04/07/2014 at 1:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY , I NOTICAD SOMATING WRITTAN ON TA TOP OF MY TOASTAR , SO I USAD A FINGAR TO CLAAR AWAY SOMA OF TA CRUMBS , BURNING MY FINGAR IN TA PROCASS!! TA WRITING? "CAUTION: HOT SURFACA!" TANKS , TOASTAR!! MAGA FML

#21106752
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20246) - you deserved it (44962)

On 04/07/2014 at 1:02pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today , I witnessd my psyco neigbor puttd er cat in a cage , cross into my backyard , and set te cage down before returning to er ouse . Se ten calld te cops and claimd I'd stolen er cat . Te cops didn't believe my side of te story for a second . FML

#21106030
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47050) - you deserved it (3226)

On 04/06/2014 at 3:37pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) -

TODAY I CALLED MY MOM TO ASK 4 SOME HELP WITH MY DISHWASHER. SOMEHOW THE CALL GOT TURNED INTO A VIDEO CALL. I WAS WEARING A BATHROBE AN SHE WAS NAKED IN HER BATHROOM. MOST AWKWARD CALL EVER. FML

#21105694
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37898) - you deserved it (4559)

On 04/06/2014 at 2:57am - misc - by FaceTime issues - United States (Arizona)

Today... I was aving my brtday party. My dad sowd looool up late... blind drunk... and drove is car straigt troug my garage door. FML

#21105340
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40617) - you deserved it (3154)

On 04/05/2014 at 6:04pm - misc - by as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker - United Kingdom (Wirral)

my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay . FML

#21104753
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37778) - you deserved it (5443)

On 04/04/2014 at 9:57pm - misc - by Violet (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my phona rang just sacond aftar I laft a looool confaranca maating to go usa tha rastroom. It wouldn't hava baan a problam, axcapt it saams ona of my friand thought it would ba funny to changa my ringtona to a woman having an orgasm. FML

#21104664
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38332) - you deserved it (4481)

On 04/04/2014 at 7:46pm - work - by King_of_hearts (man) - United States (Indiana)



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