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  • Number of visits : 6075
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Ella : I'm 19, I hate school, but am in the music programme so its not that bad. And I like reading FMLs. (My FMLs aren't that great that's why I have so many others' in favourites) Why do I need to write about me, nobody reads this anyways :P

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Ella's favorite FMLs

Today, while working at the bar, I was having a flawless night. Every pour was perfect, every shot expertly measured. I saw my manager for the first time that night, turned to greet him, and knocked over a tray of 30 or so glasses. Two remained unbroken. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33432) - you deserved it (4915)

On 07/17/2010 at 4:51pm - work - by barman - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML


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On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after being at summer camp for two weeks, my parents never showed up to take me home. A counselor had to drive me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40008) - you deserved it (2674)

On 07/11/2010 at 7:00pm - misc - by Nancy - United States

Today, I was riding on the Moscow metro. My friend and I were joking around in English about taking a nap on the nerdy business man next to me. As we laughed and made comments about him, which we thought he couldn't understand, he asked, "First time in Moscow?" FML


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On 09/08/2009 at 1:30pm - misc - by HotToTrotskyite (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I was emailing my professor about what chapters our test is on this afternoon. She accidentally emailed me informing me of the date she went on last night, including that she "got laid... yay!!" and a picture. I still don't know what chapters I'm being tested on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (105646) - you deserved it (6454)

On 04/20/2009 at 1:12pm - intimacy - by TMI (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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