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by c.hip / 08/18/2011 at 11:22pm / United States (California) / Health
by crazygirl12 / 07/29/2011 at 11:18am / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML
by eatmywords / 07/05/2011 at 3:06am / Singapore / Love
by Anonymous / 07/02/2011 at 12:46am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by ashleyrae / 06/29/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous
by kyle / 06/05/2011 at 3:00am / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, I was making love to my wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML
by Abyssal / 04/04/2011 at 2:29pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
by ouch / 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
by omg / 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
Today, I started lessons on snowboarding. As soon as I got to the top of the hill, my instructor pushed me saying, "Just believe, it'll come to you!" He said this just before I hit a tree, breaking my nose. FML
by Anonymous / 02/27/2011 at 12:07am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, my husband ran at me, groaning like a zombie. I was so startled that I screamed, punched him, and started sobbing. Now he won't talk to me because this is 'the first step on the road of domestic violence'. FML
by katybaby / 12/09/2010 at 12:15pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by sissydlk / 12/02/2010 at 10:54am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My girlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retracted high-five. Then I panicked, cupped his fist and ran. FML
by blackitalian / 11/26/2010 at 10:43am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML
by Bailey / 08/22/2010 at 2:58am / United States (Nebraska) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm / United States / Love
- Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy in the bedroom, I had already undressed her… Today, during an extremely romantic moment of cuddling with my girlfriend she started to cry, turns… Today, it has been a week since I moved into my new house. Turns out that the previous owner of the…