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ElizabethNL93

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  • Birth Date : Monday 11 January 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 477
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ElizabethNL93 : Hey, all! Just call me Liz. I discovered FML.com a few years ago and have been addicted ever since.

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ElizabethNL93's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML

#20162727
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8222) - you deserved it (18731)

On 11/14/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by talker (man) - United States (California)

Today, my crush and I were volunteering at a local farm. He confessed to me that I'm one of the most beautiful girls he's ever seen. Just as he leaned in to kiss me, I lost my footing and fell into a pile of horse shit. He just stood there, pointing and laughing. FML

#20109154
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26483) - you deserved it (3071)

On 10/09/2012 at 2:43pm - love - by FarmerGirl - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was on a plane returning to University, and I decided to shut my eyes. I opened them about 45 minutes later just as the plane landed to find I couldn't move at all. I was in sleep paralysis. The air hostesses had to lift me out of my seat. FML

#20090890
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25362) - you deserved it (1829)

On 09/27/2012 at 11:46am - health - by Dave (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. Yesterday, I finally came to my senses and started using birth control. FML

#20074444
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8005) - you deserved it (52915)

On 09/16/2012 at 11:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was changing my son's diaper when he said "Momma." Astonished that he'd finally spoken, I clapped and smiled proudly. My clap scared the crap out of him. Literally. FML

#20004599
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21723) - you deserved it (4502)

On 08/05/2012 at 9:10pm - kids - by milf - United States (Indiana)

Today, I asked my best friend if he would do me the honour of becoming my son's godfather. He replied, "Um, that's just rude. You know I'm an atheist." Huh? FML

#19989164
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21689) - you deserved it (7526)

On 07/28/2012 at 2:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML

#19853793
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7487) - you deserved it (32856)

On 06/27/2012 at 12:39am - misc - by deli Shoppe - United States (California)

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML

#19455929
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14514) - you deserved it (34435)

On 04/12/2012 at 2:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my four-year-old son decided to bite my butt during prayer at church. The entire sanctuary heard me instinctively swear at him. FML

#19401263
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13712) - you deserved it (22818)

On 04/03/2012 at 2:19pm - kids - by potatoebee - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wearing pants, the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight to my crotch. FML

#19146021
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21304) - you deserved it (3725)

On 02/23/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

#19016391
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22549) - you deserved it (2010)

On 02/07/2012 at 4:27am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML

#18524241
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27900) - you deserved it (24772)

On 12/15/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by Oja1 - United States (Montana)

Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML

#18271513
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37761) - you deserved it (5492)

On 11/17/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

#17906392
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28876) - you deserved it (2696)

On 10/04/2011 at 8:14pm - love - by Nickolas Neffster - United States (Tennessee)



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