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ElizabethJackson

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 November 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 204
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ElizabethJackson : Im Elizabeth jackson.

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Visits<b>relaxedninja</b> - the 03/30/2014 at 7:04pm

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ElizabethJackson's favorite FMLs

Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went to flush the toilet, I noticed three unused rolls of toilet paper sitting on the counter. FML

by calobrisi / 10/15/2013 at 3:34pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I was asked by my neighbor to stop jogging in our neighborhood because he keeps catching his son whacking off while watching me. His son is 28 years old and still lives at home. I'm 18. FML

by whatjusthappened / 09/05/2013 at 8:46pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML

by naughtymommy0317 / 06/20/2013 at 4:47am / United States / Intimacy