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ElizabethJackson

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ElizabethJackson

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 November 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 94
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ElizabethJackson : Im Elizabeth jackson i dont really like doing about me stuff but oh well...
Sometimes i like being girly with my friends
Im a single Pringle
And i hate duck faces (they're to annoying)

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Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went to flush the toilet, I noticed three unused rolls of toilet paper sitting on the counter. FML

Today, I was asked by my neighbor to stop jogging in our neighborhood because he keeps catching his son whacking off while watching me. His son is 28 years old and still lives at home. I'm 18. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57426) - you deserved it (4114)

On 09/05/2013 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by whatjusthappened - United States (Ohio)

Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54022) - you deserved it (5360)

On 06/20/2013 at 4:47am - intimacy - by naughtymommy0317 (woman) - United States



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