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ElizabethJackson

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ElizabethJackson

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 142
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ElizabethJackson : Im Elizabeth jackson.

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Today, I got stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper. I had to reach into my small trash can and use soiled toilet paper to clean myself. When I went to flush the toilet, I noticed three unused rolls of toilet paper sitting on the counter. mega FML

Today I was asked by mah neighbor to stop jogging in our neighborhood because he keeps catching his son whacking off while watching me. His son is 28 yeres old and still lives at home. I'm 18. mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57814) - you deserved it (4139)

On 09/05/2013 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by whatjusthappened - United States (Ohio)

Today, while having sex with mah husband, he accidentally elbowd me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemd to turn him on an he climaxd immediately after he'd hit me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55686) - you deserved it (5498)

On 06/20/2013 at 4:47am - intimacy - by naughtymommy0317 (woman) - United States



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