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Eliseopwns
  • Town/Country : L.A., U.S.A.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 217
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Eliseopwns : I'm a gamer :3 . Freshman. I can be a grammar nazi, and I can't stand stupidity. Gamertag; Eliseopwns

Legend of Zelda
Mario Bros.
Assassin's Creed
Yoshi's Island
Super Smash Bros.
F-Zero
Yu-Gi-Oh!
Pokémon
-My favorite games

I prefer the term "geek" over "nerd". I use the app.

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Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML

#20673456
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39474) - you deserved it (3012)

On 05/19/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by harrington61 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was feeling down about being the only single person out of a group of eight friends. Out of desperation, I made up "Jonny", a hot fitness instructor whom I recently hooked up with. Now "Jonny" and I have been invited to a friends' night out. FML

#20659041
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15161) - you deserved it (57967)

On 05/12/2013 at 5:09pm - love - by forever alone - United Kingdom

Today, my dad walked in on me lying down with my cat, eating ice cream, watching The Notebook with tears in my eyes. As if that's not bad enough, I'm a guy. FML

#20659040
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41804) - you deserved it (16083)

On 05/12/2013 at 5:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML

#20652174
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50230) - you deserved it (3819)

On 05/09/2013 at 3:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML

#20630400
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45192) - you deserved it (2850)

On 04/29/2013 at 2:07pm - love - by Wow. Really? - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a segway. He still got away. FML

#20606053
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34955) - you deserved it (7802)

On 04/19/2013 at 9:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand

Today, at a science-fiction convention, a woman came up to me and told me that my white face paint was a mess, my contacts looked cheap, and my costume was an all-round failure. I wasn't wearing a costume, I'm an albino. FML

#20551525
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38097) - you deserved it (1903)

On 03/19/2013 at 10:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend drove me back home. My dad was sitting on the porch in his underwear, with his shotgun in his lap. He stroked the gun, looked my boyfriend dead in the eyes, and slowly shook his head. Now my boyfriend refuses to see me for his own safety. FML

#20538482
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28286) - you deserved it (2528)

On 03/10/2013 at 6:37pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to a paintball match with a group of friends, one of whom brought his dad along. His dad is a weight-lifting, wannabe alpha male fucknut who thinks that chokeslamming opponents is a legitimate close-quarters paintball tactic. My broken shoulder disagrees. FML

#20528184
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32643) - you deserved it (1890)

On 03/02/2013 at 1:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, trying to be sweet, I told my girlfriend that I'm so happy we met one another. She muttered, "Well, that makes one of us." FML

#20453944
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24366) - you deserved it (2053)

On 01/11/2013 at 5:22pm - misc - by wtf did i do?? (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's; his father was with him the whole entire time. He is 27. FML

#20180462
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17586) - you deserved it (1255)

On 11/26/2012 at 10:13pm - love - by N - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML

#20157197
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22154) - you deserved it (1752)

On 11/10/2012 at 5:15am - love - by Helen - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML

#20144826
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21989) - you deserved it (2326)

On 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by for fuck sake dad (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

Today, I finished my first two weeks as an ice cream truck driver. Now I can't get that annoying ice cream truck music out of my head. It's even in my dreams. FML

#20013286
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16404) - you deserved it (2723)

On 08/10/2012 at 9:58am - work - by ice cream dude - United States (Colorado)

Today, as always, I have a very weak stomach. I'm in Japan right now, and all the unfamiliar foods set me off every time I eat. I can choose between having a great time and starving myself half to death, or sitting in my hotel room all day with stomach pains and diarrhea. FML

#19899821
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15216) - you deserved it (2318)

On 07/06/2012 at 12:04pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)



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