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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1721
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Eliseopwns : I'm a cyclist, swimmer, and huge geek... that's about it. I love video games, anime, and movies.


Steam, Xbox, and PS are all Eliseopwns, add me so we can get a gaming sesh going B)

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Today, I had to get a colonoscopy. Which wouldn't have been so bad if they had removed the camera from my rectum before waking me up. FML

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87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28274) - you deserved it (1917)

On 04/17/2015 at 12:56am - health - by Camera - United States (California)

Today, I found out that turkeys can fly. I also found out how much a new windshield costs. FML

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88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29571) - you deserved it (2480)

On 04/12/2015 at 2:29pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, my dad turned off our cable. The reason? His favorite character from The Walking Dead died. FML

#21375425
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32039) - you deserved it (3079)

On 03/16/2015 at 12:37am - misc - by jfields2474 - United States (California)

Today, while in the waiting room at the dentist's, some kids were running and screaming. One of them stopped right beside me, turned to face me, and threw up in my lap. FML

#21350906
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33062) - you deserved it (2286)

On 02/06/2015 at 12:32pm - health - by alostr1 - United States

Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML

#21335645
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32401) - you deserved it (3722)

On 01/12/2015 at 7:53am - love - by fukinlonely (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML

#21313490
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34546) - you deserved it (2787)

On 12/07/2014 at 11:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I realized how bad my depression has gotten when I caught myself fantasizing about suicide while having sex with my husband. FML

#20994372
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54508) - you deserved it (6519)

On 12/16/2013 at 2:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML

#20894598
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34252) - you deserved it (4312)

On 09/24/2013 at 5:01pm - kids - by mandm - United States (New York)

Today, I was waitressing at work, when a woman decided to change her baby's nappy on a table. One moment I was asking her to leave, and the next, she was shoving a fully shat-out nappy into my hands. She asked me to get rid of it and fetch her baby wipes. FML

#20863302
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40331) - you deserved it (3379)

On 09/01/2013 at 3:35pm - work - by aisbash (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got my girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me. As it was her first time, I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning. She won, quite handily. A little irritated at this, I took off the handicaps and tried again. She beat me even faster. FML

#20847705
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39822) - you deserved it (24151)

On 08/21/2013 at 11:17am - misc - by Loser (man) - United States

Today, I walked in on my daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell me what's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalker whose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? FML

#20778274
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48426) - you deserved it (7064)

On 07/12/2013 at 7:18pm - kids - by So little trust. (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the extremely uncooperative client whom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter in which he threatened to sue me, because charging him for my services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML

#20673456
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46794) - you deserved it (3593)

On 05/19/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by harrington61 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was feeling down about being the only single person out of a group of eight friends. Out of desperation, I made up "Jonny", a hot fitness instructor whom I recently hooked up with. Now "Jonny" and I have been invited to a friends' night out. FML

#20659041
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18917) - you deserved it (69198)

On 05/12/2013 at 5:09pm - love - by forever alone - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML

#20652174
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59658) - you deserved it (4741)

On 05/09/2013 at 3:12pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML

#20630400
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52020) - you deserved it (3550)

On 04/29/2013 at 2:07pm - love - by Wow. Really? - United States (Ohio)



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